Red Squirrel
No Lifer
I call Zuckerberg when I need my passwords.
Between the Zuck and NSA, I don't even really need to backup anything, they have it all already!
Seriously though, NSA, CSIS etc should provide a service where if you lost something you can call them and pay to get a full data dump of everything they have on you between a certain date, all decrypted. Government could make money off that. Basically anything you downloaded or uploaded on the internet they would have a copy of it. They already have it anyway, may as well monetize it! I imagine they already do that though but with advertisers.