Ask a question and I will answer.

[Locut0s]

Where have all the flowers gone?

Picked by hippies long time ago.

 

[Locut0s]

When will you get a real job?

Yes. A better one than you have.

 

[lxskllr]

What's the most egalitarian political system?

 

[AreaCode707]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[Locut0s]

How is babby formed?

1.Man and woman fuck
2.Sperm meets egg
3.??
4.Profit!

 

[SlitheryDee]

How do I bring back the old passion of mastubation? These days I feel like I'm just going through the motions...

 

[Locut0s]

is your mom ass up or face down as I post this with my PDA on her?

Face down and ass up are the same thing you dodo. And if your PDA is on her face then obviously face up. Not the brightest bulb are we.

 

[Locut0s]

Online Twister isn't as much fun as the live game. How come?

Because when your face is in her crotch online it's just not the same thing.

 

[Locut0s]

What's the most egalitarian political system?

European style socialism a la the Nordic countries.

 

[BabaBooey]

O.K......Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square ?

 

[Locut0s]

O.K......Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square ?

Sponge bob was adopted, a fact that his parents refuse to tell him and he is too stupid to figure out.

 

[mcurphy]

I heard that in China, SpongeBob SquarePants is called Cleaning Pad Charlie Rectangle Shorts.

Which name is correct?

 

[highland145]

Happy New Year. Out of here.

The question................Sorry, forgot.

 

[Locut0s]

I heard that in China, SpongeBob SquarePants is called Cleaning Pad Charlie Rectangle Shorts.

Which name is correct?

Since that is from SNL obviously SpongeBob is the only correct answer.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself, and what is the reason for your response?

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

If chickens were to take over the world, what would be their first order of business?

 

[Locut0s]

Happy New Year. Out of here.???

The question................Sorry, forgot.

Fixed for you.

Yes it is a Happy New Years Eve so far.

 

[Wordplay]

Repost?

 

[IronWing]

Did you ever see a poem as lovely as a pickle tree?

 

[Locut0s]

A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself, and what is the reason for your response?

This is a classic paradox by Bertrand Rusell. It is not possible to give a real answer.

 

[Locut0s]

If chickens were to take over the world, what would be their first order of business?

See what a McChicken tastes like.

 

[Locut0s]

Repost?

No

 

[pontifex]

You can not steal what you do not own.

isn't that the definition of stealing?

 

[IronWing]

What is this song about?

The sweetest perfection
To call my own
The slightest correction
Couldn't finely hone
The sweetest infection
Of body and mind
Sweetest injection
Of any kind

I stop and I stare too much
Afraid that I care too much
And I hardly dare to touch
For fear that the spell may be broken

When I need a drug in me
And it brings out the thug in me
Feel something tugging me
Then I want the real thing not tokens

The sweetest perfection...

Things you'd expect to be
Having effect on me
Pass undetectedly
But everyone knows what has got me

Takes me completely
Touches so sweetly
Reaches so deeply
I know that nothing can stop me

Sweetest perfection
An offer was made
An assorted collection
But I wouldn't trade

The sweetest perfection...

Takes me completely
Touches so sweetly
Reaches so deeply
Nothing can stop me

 

[Locut0s]

Did you ever see a poem as lovely as a pickle tree?

Yes. This one:

http://allpoetry.com/poem/3039136