Ask a question and I will answer.

[Locut0s]

isn't that the definition of stealing?

Yes I must make a correction to that. You can not steal that which is not owned by anyone.

 

[Kelemvor]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Locut0s]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Roughly 11 meters per second.

 

[Wordplay]

No

Didn't God do this sort of thread years ago?

 

[Locut0s]

Didn't God do this sort of thread years ago?

No

 

[Uppsala9496]

Can I get my fingerprints in CA as a non-resident for a non-resident broker license, or must I get them in my state to send them to the FBI and the CA dept of justice?

 

[Patrick Wolf]

What's the most painless way to commit suicide?

 

[dawp]

If a tree fall on a bear taking a shit in the forest, does it make a sound?

and if it does what kind of sound?

 

[Locut0s]

Can I get my fingerprints in CA as a non-resident for a non-resident broker license, or must I get them in my state to send them to the FBI and the CA dept of justice?

You must cut your fingers off and send them to the FBI. It's the only way.

 

[Locut0s]

What's the most painless way to commit suicide?

Shotgun to the head.

 

[Locut0s]

If a tree fall on a bear taking a shit in the forest, does it make a sound?

and if it does what kind of sound?

Creaaakk...crack..shoooowmmff..thud.... If you are close enough to the bear you will also hear: "Holly Shi.... shmush....

 

[eldorado99]

Happy new year Loc.!

 

[eldorado99]

Why aren't you out drinking?

 

[busydude]

Shotgun to the head.

I remember seeing a show about this subject.. the host for that shot was a professor or something. Anyway, he concluded that breathing pure nitrogen was the most painless way to die.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_asphyxiation

 

[Locut0s]

Why aren't you out drinking?

I'm working tomorrow at 9AM Working in an all Chinese Mall = No Holidays = FAIL.

Though I have had a few anyway.

 

[Locut0s]

Happy new year Loc.?

Fixed for you.

Yes I hope this will be a happy new year. And thanks for asking!

 

[sandorski]

Is there a question so unanswerable that even you can't answer it?

What is that question?

 

[Locut0s]

Is there a question so unanswerable that even you can't answer it?

What is that question?

What is it like to always, or almost always, feel comfortable and relaxed with yourself.

 

[sandorski]

What is it like to always, or almost always, feel comfortable and relaxed with yourself?

I expect to Win or get my money back when you Fail!....:hmm:

 

[Locut0s]

What is it like to always, or almost always, feel comfortable and relaxed with yourself?

I expect to Win or get my money back when you Fail!....:hmm:

I do not know. I have answered your question.

 

[sandorski]

I do not know. I have answered your question.

you tricked me!

 

[Locut0s]

you tricked me!

My intension is not to trick, merely to answer. Any unintended consequences need to be taken up with my attorney

 

[Patrick Wolf]

How will mankind end?

 

[Barfo]

Are you a virgin?

 

[Locut0s]

How will mankind end?

Likely a natural disaster(s), augmented by our own overpopulation. Something like an asteroid strike or huge volcanic eruption (maybe even global warming in the long term). Both would tilt the already fragile balance of man vs resources vs nature over the edge. This combined with inevitable famine and disease.