Ask a question and I will answer.

[Locut0s]

Are you a virgin?

Yes.

 

[Patrick Wolf]

Am I a virgin?

 

[Locut0s]

Am I a virgin?

No

 

[Barfo]

Do you have any hot sisters?

 

[Locut0s]

Do you have any hot sisters?

I am an only child.

 

[Patrick Wolf]

No

Incorrect.

 

[Locut0s]

Incorrect.

I bet that I am older than you.

 

[Patrick Wolf]

I bet that I am older than you.

Are we competing for who's the biggest loser? 😀

Anyway I just turned 23.

 

[WildHorse]

``

 

[alkemyst]

Will you finally get laid before 2020?

 

[zzuupp]

Will the nef thread ever return?

 

[njswift10141980]

What came first the chicken or the egg & why?

 

[destrekor]

A man leaves home, makes 3 lefts and comes home again, what does he do for a living?

I'm sad it took someone to require Google to answer this question.

I guessed baseball before even reading the next post in the thread.
Of course, I was very late and thus this post is no longer necessary, except as a +1 and ego-boost.

But see, I did play baseball most my life. 😉

 

[Locut0s]

``

Yes that is a hard one to answer. But I will do my best. The answer is: ♀▼֙♠

 

[Locut0s]

Will you finally get laid before 2020?

See my new thread. 😀 I hope so.

Does your mother count?

 

[Locut0s]

Will the nef thread ever return?

It's been reborn:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2131522&highlight=nef

 

[Locut0s]

What came first the chicken or the egg & why?

Some form of "chicken". The first organism on earth was almost certainly some form of self replicating entity that did not "lay eggs" or reproduce through any such mechanism.

 

[IronWing]

Is Shawn Casidy's Da Doo Ron Ron better than Hey Deanie? What is your rationale?

 

[Terzo]

Will I die in an awesome way (like smoke inhalation while saving children from a burning orphanage) or a lame way (dead by alcohol poisoning, found naked in a bathtub)?

 

[IronWing]

When all the joy within you dies, what should you do?

 

[Locut0s]

Is Shawn Casidy's Da Doo Ron Ron better than Hey Deanie? What is your rationale?

Having just watched both for the first time I have to vote in favour of Da Doo Ron Ron. I would rather have a root canal than listen to either but at least there is something slightly musical about that one.

 

[Locut0s]

Will I die in an awesome way (like smoke inhalation while saving children from a burning orphanage) or a lame way (dead by alcohol poisoning, found naked in a bathtub)?

You will die of alcohol poisoning, found naked in a bathtub. However doing so was the only way to save children from a burning orphanage.

 

[IronWing]

Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that
wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?

 

[Locut0s]

When all the joy within you dies, what should you do?

Drown yourself in booze. Booze solves everything.

 

[Locut0s]

Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that
wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?

My friends - know what's in store.
I won't be here anymore.
I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor.
Watch me walkin'.
Walkin' out the door