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[AreaCode707]

It's not my dog. It's a crop from a demotivational. My dogs name was Josie she was a Labrador Doberman cross. She looked a lot like this:

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images18/MIX2MaximusLabMix4Years.JPG

We had to put her down some years back 🙁

Aww, she was a cutie. Do you think you'll get another dog someday?

 

[Locut0s]

Aww, she was a cutie. Do you think you'll get another dog someday?

Most likely yes but I'll have to move out on my own before that happens. My mother adores dogs but refuses to get another one. She doesn't want the expense, and doesn't think we have the time to properly take care of one. Also she is hyper worried about keeping the carpets in the house as clean as possible which would restrict the dog to just the hardwood portion of the house which is too small and she thinks that wouldn't be fair to the dog.

 

[ussfletcher]

What is the proof for oldsmoboat's law?

 

[AreaCode707]

What is the proof for oldsmoboat's law?

Better Nate than Lever

 

[Locut0s]

What is the proof for oldsmoboat's law?

There is no proof. Laws can't be proven by positive examples. They can only be disproven by counterexamples.

 

[ussfletcher]

There is no proof. Laws can't be proven by positive examples. They can only be disproven by counterexamples.

Does chili have beans?

 

[ussfletcher]

If you absolutely could not have both: Would you rather have hookers or blow?

 

[Locut0s]

Does chili have beans?

Beans have been an optional ingredient for so long that it is no longer proper to say that chili should or should not have beans. Likely in its original inception it did not but they have likely been an optional ingredient for a very very long time so it's difficult to say if it is or is not "authentic" to add them.

 

[Locut0s]

If you absolutely could not have both: Would you rather have hookers or blow?

Blow. I'm sociophobic.

 

[IronWing]

If a picture paints a thousand words, why can't I fix my car?

 

[brainhulk]

do adults in their late twenties living with their parents fail @ life?

 

[IronWing]

O Romeo, Romeo, where you at?

 

[BabaBooey]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

and


Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

 

[IronWing]

Where have all the flowers gone?

 

[guyver01]

When will you get a real job?

 

[alkemyst]

is your mom ass up or face down as I post this with my PDA on her?

 

[IronWing]

is your mom ass up or face down as I post this with my PDA on her?

With that little stylus I can see why you refer to it as a PDA.

 

[xanis]

How is babby formed?

 

[IronWing]

How is babby formed?

Drop forged.

 

[alkemyst]

With that little stylus I can see why you refer to it as a PDA.

Yeah quite true, it's a HTC Touch Pro 2.

My PFA (Personal Fucking Apparatus since you are on the short bus) is much bigger. It was also inside your mom too. Please ask her to take me off her mailing list. I have no need for walkers, chapstick, or hemmeroid creams.

 

[Locut0s]

If a picture paints a thousand words, why can't I fix my car?

You need to take a picture of your car first.

 

[Locut0s]

do adults in their late twenties living with their parents fail @ life?

No

 

[Locut0s]

O Romeo, Romeo, where you at?

Fucking Juliet.

 

[Locut0s]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

and


Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

(1) Becuase there is a solvent in glue that keeps it liquid. The solvent can't evaporate in the bottle.

(2)Becuase the alarm clock is actually having an orgasm when it "goes off".

 

[IronWing]

Online Twister isn't as much fun as the live game. How come?