I'm not bullshitting you. If you are over weight and feel helpless and overwhelmed with the issue, if you feel that it is pointless to even try, then you came to the right thread.
People weren't always over weight, but now they are. The reason isn't important. Really, it isn't. The solution is all that matters now. That solution consists of two principles: Simplicity and Consistency.
Fuck the diet. Forget about it. Change it later, or don't. You need something that you can actually do, but more importantly, something you can do on a regular basis.
Exercise is your solution. If you are desperate and willing to go to any length to lose weight, then you will try the following because it worked for me, and that's more than what you got right now, right?
After reading this post, you will go outside and walk 1 mile. Find a track or don't. Just walk a mile. Jog a little if you can. Go easy. If it hurts, its bad because you won't do something that hurts.
Do it again tomorrow.
Do it again the next day.
Do it to save your very life and to preserve your quality of life. Fuck everyone else on earth and what they think. This is your fitness and you will own it.