Are you metrosexual?

[alm99]

No

 

[StageLeft]

I appreciate the finer things in life. You like monster trucks.

How does not caring about a $40 face creme mean that I don't like the finer things in life? Also, I don't like monster trucks.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

I appreciate the finer things in life. You like monster trucks.

How does not caring about a $40 face creme mean that I don't like the finer things in life? Also, I don't like monster trucks.

How does wearing a pink shirt make me appear gay?

 

[spidey07]

No.

I will not be a part of the wussification of the american male. Yes I like art and style. But I still have a pair and don't mind spitting and crotch scratching.

 

[gsaldivar]

fucc noe

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Skoorb

I appreciate the finer things in life. You like monster trucks.

How does not caring about a $40 face creme mean that I don't like the finer things in life? Also, I don't like monster trucks.

How does wearing a pink shirt make me appear gay?

Thats like asking "how does having a collection of monster truck rally ticket stubs make me appear to like monster trucks?"

 

[PatboyX]

dumbest word ever invented.

 

[gsaldivar]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
dumbest word ever invented.

I agree.

 

[DannyBoy]

I would say I fall into my own category.

No-one can compare me to anyone, not that i know of, I have such a strange personality.

I am fussy about how I look and i like nice clothes etc and yeah, if i go out and my hair looks slightly wrong it will piss me off, but i dont read books or any other crap on the list.

Kthxbye

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
dumbest word ever invented.

Its "evAr"

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Skoorb

I appreciate the finer things in life. You like monster trucks.

How does not caring about a $40 face creme mean that I don't like the finer things in life? Also, I don't like monster trucks.

How does wearing a pink shirt make me appear gay?

Thats like asking "how does having a collection of monster truck rally ticket stubs make me appear to like monster trucks?"

Thank you 🙂

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade

Uh oh....

 

[OptimusRhyme]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Skoorb

I appreciate the finer things in life. You like monster trucks.

How does not caring about a $40 face creme mean that I don't like the finer things in life? Also, I don't like monster trucks.

How does wearing a pink shirt make me appear gay?

Thats like asking "how does having a collection of monster truck rally ticket stubs make me appear to like monster trucks?"

No, it isn't. You're claiming that "gay" and "pink" are mutually inclusive. Being a football fan doesn't make you heterosexual, so why should a pink shirt make you homosexual?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: OptimusRhyme

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Skoorb

I appreciate the finer things in life. You like monster trucks.

How does not caring about a $40 face creme mean that I don't like the finer things in life? Also, I don't like monster trucks.

How does wearing a pink shirt make me appear gay?

Thats like asking "how does having a collection of monster truck rally ticket stubs make me appear to like monster trucks?"

No, it isn't. You're claiming that "gay" and "pink" are mutually inclusive. Being a football fan doesn't make you heterosexual, so why should a pink shirt make you homosexual?

I used the word "appear". If you dress like Liberace (sic?), order drinks with little umbrellas in them, and talk with a lisp... it doesnt make you gay. It does make you LOOK (or appear) gay.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: spidey07
No.

I will not be a part of the wussification of the american male. Yes I like art and style. But I still have a pair and don't mind spitting and crotch scratching.

So you're a part of the troglodytation of the American male, an image propogated by sitcoms.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: spidey07
No.

I will not be a part of the wussification of the american male. Yes I like art and style. But I still have a pair and don't mind spitting and crotch scratching.

So you're a part of the troglodytation of the American male, an image propogated by sitcoms.

who you callin' a troglodyte or trilobyte or terabyte or whatever? wanna fight?
😉

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Mookow<brI used the word "appear". If you dress like Liberace (sic?), order drinks with little umbrellas in them, and talk with a lisp... it doesnt make you gay. It does make you LOOK (or appear) gay.

True. Just because somebody for some reason thinks that wearing a pink shirt makes them look like a manly man doesn't change the fact that most guys will consider such clothes fruity. It's pretty simple. If you see a guy with a lisp, limp hands, and tight leather pants he appears gay, doesn't he? Pink shirt is part of that. Obviously those two guys had reason to get the impression.

 

[silverpig]

Hell no.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: Joeyman

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade

Uh oh....

lol, I'm in the same boat as you. No full set of silverware here though so I'm good 😛 Also, I drive a 98 F150 4x4, live in the country, and live for football season so I think I'm pretty safe 😛

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Skoorb

I appreciate the finer things in life. You like monster trucks.

How does not caring about a $40 face creme mean that I don't like the finer things in life? Also, I don't like monster trucks.

How does wearing a pink shirt make me appear gay?

because it's pink, dumbass...

 

[Wuffsunie]

No.

I have no desire, whatsoever, to have sex either on, or with, a metro commuter car.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy
I would say I fall into my own category.

No-one can compare me to anyone, not that i know of, I have such a strange personality.

I am fussy about how I look and i like nice clothes etc and yeah, if i go out and my hair looks slightly wrong it will piss me off, but i dont read books or any other crap on the list.

Ah.... you're a bimbo then.

Or it sure sounds like it to me 😉

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy
I would say I fall into my own category.

No offense, but spend a night in Hollywood. Anyone who thinks their all special quickly finds out they are just incidental clones.

 

[brigden]

I'll tell you what: I'll stand beside any one of you in my tailored pink shirt and we'll see who is considered the most attractive and best-dressed.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: brigden
I'll tell you what: I'll stand beside any one of you in my tailored pink shirt and we'll see who is considered the most attractive and best-dressed.

Pink shirt.

repeat after me.

Pink shirt.

looking like a girl does NOT mean you are attractive.