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Are you metrosexual?

According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
 
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
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Then the answer is no.
 
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
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What the hell is pomade?

 
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: Mucho
How would you know if you are a metrosexual or not, what is the acid test?
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Have you ever been to a spa?
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the stuff that George Clooney used on his hair in O brother where art thou. That's pomade. I guess that would make his character in that movie a metrosexual 😀
 
I had to look up pomade on dictionary.com, so I don't meet that requirement.
expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream
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Mrsskoorb does my hair (if she refused, I'd just buzz cut it myself), I buy clothes only when forced to (by Mrsskoorb) and I spend about $40 in a year on all bathroom items (deoderant, shaving creme, etc.).

These guys sound like real nancy boys who need a good ass kicking. What a bunch of pussies!

So, who answered yes? Nobody who answered yes has yet to admit it!
 
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
 
Originally posted by: Squisher
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
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What the hell is pomade?
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its like black magic
 
Originally posted by: brigden
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
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You also like to wear women's panties.
 
Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: brigden
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
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You also like to wear women's panties.
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Hey, your sister's look good on me.
 
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: brigden
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
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You also like to wear women's panties.
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Hey, your sister's look good on me.
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She's 300 pounds.

 
Definately not. I don't have the patience for doing the things that are required to be a metrosexual.

I wear jeans & t-shirts most of the time, get haircuts at a place where one of the barbers is named Bubba, I have 4 pairs of shoes a black pair, a brown pair, a dressy pair, and a pair of boots for when it rains. I'm color stupid, I need I check with my fiancee before we go out,
 
Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: brigden
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
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You also like to wear women's panties.
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Hey, your sister's look good on me.
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She's 300 pounds.
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Not after I'm done with her she isn't.
 
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