Are you metrosexual?

Nikamichi

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According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
 

LSUfan

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Originally posted by: Nikamichi
According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
Then the answer is no.
 

Squisher

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Originally posted by: Nikamichi
According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
What the hell is pomade?

 

KLin

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Feb 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: Mucho
How would you know if you are a metrosexual or not, what is the acid test?
Have you ever been to a spa?
the stuff that George Clooney used on his hair in O brother where art thou. That's pomade. I guess that would make his character in that movie a metrosexual :D
 

StageLeft

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I had to look up pomade on dictionary.com, so I don't meet that requirement.
expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream
Mrsskoorb does my hair (if she refused, I'd just buzz cut it myself), I buy clothes only when forced to (by Mrsskoorb) and I spend about $40 in a year on all bathroom items (deoderant, shaving creme, etc.).

These guys sound like real nancy boys who need a good ass kicking. What a bunch of pussies!

So, who answered yes? Nobody who answered yes has yet to admit it!
 

EvilYoda

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Not a complete metro, as I don't have the bankroll for that, but I do tend to enjoy a nicer style of living
 

Torghn

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The worst part is most metrosexuals try too hard and end up looking pretty scary.
 

brigden

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I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
 

AntMan530

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Originally posted by: Squisher
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
According to UrbanDictionary:

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

or

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade
What the hell is pomade?

its like black magic
 

Lager

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May 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: brigden
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
You also like to wear women's panties.
 

brigden

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Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: brigden
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
You also like to wear women's panties.
Hey, your sister's look good on me.
 

Lager

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Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: brigden
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
You also like to wear women's panties.
Hey, your sister's look good on me.
She's 300 pounds.

 

Feldenak

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Definately not. I don't have the patience for doing the things that are required to be a metrosexual.

I wear jeans & t-shirts most of the time, get haircuts at a place where one of the barbers is named Bubba, I have 4 pairs of shoes a black pair, a brown pair, a dressy pair, and a pair of boots for when it rains. I'm color stupid, I need I check with my fiancee before we go out,
 

brigden

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Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: brigden
I'm very into clothing, jackets, shoes, etc. I always wear either fibre gel, or styling mud. I'm thin, neat and tidy, like cats, subscribe to Esquire, shop at Ikea, but can't cook. I hate sports, don't know a thing about cars, I help my GF shop for clothes and routinely choose her outfits for a night out.

I also, like tanlines, voluptuous figures, large breasts, legs that go on forever, drinking copious amounts of larger until I puke, Schwartzenegger movies, and comic books, but I've never seen Titanic.

I'm straight as an arrow.
You also like to wear women's panties.
Hey, your sister's look good on me.
She's 300 pounds.
Not after I'm done with her she isn't.
 

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