Anyone ever snarf other peoples pizza at Chuck E Cheese?

[SaltyNuts]

Anyone ever do this? I'm not talking about stealing other peoples pizza, but a TON of times people go there with their kids, they eat less than all of their pizza, many times WAY less than all, then just leave it sitting there to go to waste. Anyone ever take advantage of this to get free pizza? Not only is it free pizza for you, you are helping the environment and the Earth because you are eating food that would have otherwise gone into a waste dump and deteriorated, producing greenhouse gases among many other things. If it were anything else, like lasagna or wings or steak, of course you would not eat the leftovers, because other peoples forks and knives with their spit and germs would have been touching it, nasty (unless it was a fine girl). But with pizza the vast majority of people just pull off a piece if they want it and eat that piece separately, leaving the rest of the pizza basically untouched. And since its a kid-themed place the vast majority of the pizzas left around are cheese and pepperoni, by for the best.

So has anyone ever done this? I'm not hard up or anything, but if there is one thing I HATE its letting free money get thrown down the drain. That is what is happening if you don't take advantage and eat the leftovers...

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Foul & repulsive!

A grown man hanging out at a kids amusement center snarfing leftover pizza...

 

[Captante]

No. But then most of us are relatively normal.

(especially relative to the OP!)

 

[lxskllr]

I like waiting til the kids put a token in the machine, then shoving them out of the way, playing their game, and getting all those sweet tickets. If they weren't meant to be pushed, god wouldn't have made them little.

 

[Captante]

 

[nakedfrog]

I applaud your climate-friendly efforts, and wish you success in your endeavours!

 

[ISAslot]

um, if you don't do it, the place just re-serves it themselves (seen vids).

 

[Captante]

Might as well eat pizza you pick up off the floor as anything that's been sitting out @ Chucky Cheese for more than a minute or two.

 

[Torn Mind]

Either the OP is Robin Hood and never grew up or he has family eligible for a Chuck E. Cheese's trip in the first place....

 

[Red Squirrel]

No since we don't have those here but I had a Kid's Meal at McDonald's the other day.

I'm not allowed at that location anymore, and the mother is pressing charges.

 

[IronWing]

Either the OP is Robin Hood and never grew up or he has family eligible for a Chuck E. Cheese's trip in the first place....

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[nakedfrog]

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Ooooh, that makes sense. I was wondering WTH he meant.

 

[JPS35]

Why limit yourself to Chuck's Cheese? Any pizza parlor (don't forget the beer and soda pitchers), All You Can Eat Buffet, or movie theater popcorn (especially if it is on the seat or face up in the trash and has a free refill) is fantastic.

 

[BudAshes]

Don't worry, they reheat it and serve it to the next people that buy their cardboard covered in cheese byproducts.

Also what does Snarf have to do with this?

 

[Zorba]

I'll admit I've thought about it. Never have.

 

[IronWing]

Hey, while you're making the rounds picking the tips off the tables, you might as well grab a bite.

 

[sdifox]

So, you can afford to buy your girlfriend a new iphone every year, but steal leftovers?

 

[brianmanahan]

Foul & repulsive!

A grown man hanging out at a kids amusement center snarfing leftover pizza...

i would not trust this man to make my soap

 

[Torn Mind]

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Ooooh, that makes sense. I was wondering WTH he meant.

This is where I admit I fucked up and put the wrong name down.

I meant Peter Pan.

 

[Iron Woode]

i would not trust this man to make my soap

I wouldn't trust him to use soap.

 

[BUTCH1]

Uh, no, because calling that crap pizza to begin with should be a felony.

 

[Zorba]

Uh, no, because calling that crap pizza to begin with should be a felony.

It has gotten much better since I was a kid. But still just a little better than the hot n ready and $7/pizza places.

 

[dank69]

Can someone please explain the science behind bad pizza? I always hear people saying this pizza sucks or isn't real pizza or whatever, but then they point to an example of good pizza and it's flour/water/touch of oil + canned crushed tomatoes + bag of mozz. cheese. It seems to me it would take a tremendous amount of treasure and effort to fuck that up, aside from burning the fucking thing.

 

[sdifox]

Can someone please explain the science behind bad pizza? I always hear people saying this pizza sucks or isn't real pizza or whatever, but then they point to an example of good pizza and it's flour/water/touch of oil + canned crushed tomatoes + bag of mozz. cheese. It seems to me it would take a tremendous amount of treasure and effort to fuck that up, aside from burning the fucking thing.

That is too expensive for corporations, so you get really crappy fillers and stuff to make something that looks like a pizza.

Example Papa John's.

 

[dank69]

That is too expensive for corporations, so you get really crappy fillers and stuff to make something that looks like a pizza.

Example Papa John's.

What kind of fillers are cheaper than flour and canned crushed tomatoes?