Any Davek Umbrella users out there?

[alkemyst]

Who would want to put a wet umbrella in their pocket?

The idea is to have it in your pocket dry prior to the rain.

 

[SandEagle]

i keep my davek umbella hanging from the rearview mirror along with my MBA.

 

[Ns1]

i keep my davek umbella hanging from my M3's rearview mirror along with my 4 MBA's.

FTFY

 

[alkemyst]

i keep my davek umbella hanging from the rearview mirror along with my MBA.

Try a CD it blocks laser

 

[DaTT]

The idea is to have it in your pocket dry prior to the rain.

...then what do you do after it rains? This pocket umbrella idea was not fully thought out.

 

[shortylickens]

...then what do you do after it rains? This pocket umbrella idea was not fully thought out.

What do you do with any umbrella after it rains?
This umbrella idea was not fully thought out.

 

[DaTT]

What do you do with any umbrella after it rains?
This umbrella idea was not fully thought out.

You have blown my mind....

 

[alkemyst]

What do you do with any umbrella after it rains?
This umbrella idea was not fully thought out.

Just throw it away, it's disposable.

 

[DaTT]

Just throw it away, it's disposable.

Yeah, a measly hundred bucks per use, chump change I say.

 

[alkemyst]

Yeah, a measly hundred bucks per use, chump change I say.

$49, either way probably wrong thread for ya brah.

 

[DaTT]

No, no, I am finding just the proper amount of amusement here in this thread...

 

[Drako]

Who would be dumb enough to buy one of those?

 

[alkemyst]

Who would be dumb enough to buy one of those?

Not all of us are used to living on the street.

 

[Drako]

Not all of us are used to living on the street.

Here's something your style

 

[amish]

nah, you need the crocodile umbrella.

http://www.bornrich.com/entry/billionaire-coutures-50000-crocodile-umbrella/

I checked BC's website, but it doesn't look like they make it anymore.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Alky, why can't you just measure the length of your glove box to see if the umbrella fits?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Is this the Dyson vacuum of umbrellas?

Oh, and this thread is lulz worthy.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Alky, why can't you just measure the length of your glove box to see if the umbrella fits?

Why do that when he can make another M3 thread?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Why do that when he can make another M3 thread?

Well, I would tell him that the duet would fit in my 2011 M3 but don't know if the glove box is smaller in the 2006.

 

[adlep]

Stick it in your ass and open it. Post photos.

 

[alkemyst]

Alky, why can't you just measure the length of your glove box to see if the umbrella fits?

I was hoping someone could do it for me so I can order prior to leaving the office.

 

[Bignate603]

Yeah, a measly hundred bucks per use, chump change I say.

Yeah, if Alky is only looking at $100 items in his backhanded brag threads he's really slipping.

 

[alkemyst]

Yeah, if Alky is only looking at $100 items in his backhanded brag threads he's really slipping.

Probably why I am not considering these brag threads.

I want a good umbrella because I am stuck on long walks outside in my line of work and tried of umbrellas breaking.

The Davek can blow inside out and still restore itself. It looks good as well and I am big on aesthetics.

Like right now in Florida, it could be totally sunny, no rain in the forecast and a quick 15 min down pour occur out of no where.

 

[alkemyst]

The M3 glove box storage area spans 12" in case anyone wanted to know.

 

[purbeast0]

this thread delivers.