Any Davek Umbrella users out there?

[dirtboy]

I don't know why you guys are giving Alky such a hard time. After all, he lives in a used house, drives a used car... all he wanted some advice on buying a new umbrella.

 

[alkemyst]

I don't know why you guys are giving Alky such a hard time. After all, he lives in a used house, drives a used car... all he wanted some advice on buying a new umbrella.

oh man that is rich.

Can you ask your mom what time she wants me to stop by?

Pick up your room brag, her bitching about it is going to make me beat the shit out of her one day as you know I have a record of doing that.

 

[Saint Nick]

I didn't realize Davek had a golf umbrella I'd rather have that for everything. The solo was a gift but I did compare it to the duet at Neiman Marcus. I guess at the time it seemed almost too big. After checking the golf umbrellas online I'll definitely have to spring for one. Although I am a little worried about the smaller more portable models inverting in heavy wind.

then again it is a davek, and my solo hasn't inverted once.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

oh man that is rich.

Can you ask your mom what time she wants me to stop by?

Pick up your room brag, her bitching about it is going to make me beat the shit out of her one day as you know I have a record of doing that.

 

[alkemyst]

nah, saying I am a wife beater here is free game.

 

[AdamK47]

A heafty bag with three holes cut out should be more fitting for you. Make a nice hat out of the cut out parts.

 

[alkemyst]

A heafty bag with three holes cut out should be more fitting for you. Make a nice hat out of the cut out parts.

lol...orange car man.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

M3 all the time M3

Solo is the way to go
When you drivin' oh, so slow
In your M3 you must know
You an't gon'a get a ho

Spoiler

If only it was an Ariel Atom

 

[alkemyst]

Solo is the way to go
When you drivin' oh, so slow
In your M3 you must know
You an't gon'a get a ho

Spoiler

Too bad you don't have an Audi

dude lose weight and get a job. Put your old sig back so we can just laugh everyday at your failures.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

dude lose weight and get a job. Put your old sig back so we can just laugh everyday at your failures.

I did fail; I think you should buy an Ariel Atom and I wrote Audi

But my poem was helpful, no?

 

[alkemyst]

I did fail; I think you should buy an Ariel Atom and I wrote Audi

But my poem was helpful, no?

dude you are trying to be BrianMachanan or whatever, let him do the pomes.

How much weight are you from your heart attack?

 

[Dr. Zaus]

dude you are trying to be BrianMachanan or whatever, let him do the pomes.

How much weight are you from your heart attack?

one 40 year old 180lb friend with an Ariel Atom.

I'll be your friend Alky... AND be hyper-impressed by your car... if you get an Ariel Atom.

But if you do, you're going to need the smaller umbrella... not much of a boot.

 

[Joseph F]

All hail Alkemyst, High Troll King of ATOT!
Congratulations, you've managed to pull in another angry crowd, and made a hell of a show out of it.
/applause

 

[brianmanahan]

dude you are trying to be BrianMachanan or whatever, let him do the pomes.

yeah, what he said!

ps it is MANAHAN

 

[Dr. Zaus]

yeah, what he said!

ps it is MANAHAN

And a fine job you do of it too.

 

[NeoV]

500 posts, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 posts and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being a faux tough guy and all that. But really, it never stops being the point. You never get past the silliness of it all. After tens of thousands more posts, you realize that's what you are.

 

[Crono]

I stopped using umbrellas years ago. Its either a hoodie for drizzle/light rain or a rain coat/waterproof parka.

I hate carrying around an umbrella, and they are almost all terrible for wind.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

yeah, what he said!

ps it is MANAHAN

False,

It is pronounced bananarama

 

[montypythizzle]

500 posts, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 posts and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being a faux tough guy and all that. But really, it never stops being the point. You never get past the silliness of it all. After tens of thousands more posts, you realize that's what you are.

D::thumbsup:

 

[alkemyst]

one 40 year old 180lb friend with an Ariel Atom.

I'll be your friend Alky... AND be hyper-impressed by your car... if you get an Ariel Atom.

But if you do, you're going to need the smaller umbrella... not much of a boot.

If you were hyper-impressed by my car, you'd never be my friend.

This is where you and the other retards missed the point of things.

So is the Ariel Atom going to be your first purchase when you start making $140,000 straight out of school as a teacher? Are you still going to collect assistance in the meantime?

 

[alkemyst]

yeah, what he said!

ps it is MANAHAN

that would fall under the 'whatever' I mentioned.

Be careful, chubbs may sit on you. He is like 400lbs or something.

 

[brianmanahan]

500 posts, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 posts and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being a faux tough guy and all that. But really, it never stops being the point. You never get past the silliness of it all. After tens of thousands more posts, you realize that's what you are.

lol watch out, i got infractioned once for making a spoof of alky's sig

...

worth it :awe:

 

[brianmanahan]

Be careful, chubbs may sit on you. He is like 400lbs or something.

SHUT UP im down to 295 and flaling!

 

[alkemyst]

lol watch out, i got infractioned once for making a spoof of alky's sig

...

worth it :awe:

He was funny, you usually aren't