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Another day, another wierd/scary discussion with my 9 year old son

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It's cute, don't let him grow up too fast, he's only 9. Kids grow up too fast these days.

Gabby, yes kids do say pee-pee sometimes.
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls. 😱
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Hilarious. 😀

Your son has just discovered those very natural, basic insticts that will drive him for the rest of his life. 😀
 
That's hilarious....at least you only have to worry about one p3nis.

With my teenage daughter I have to worry about all of 'em!!!
 
Originally posted by: MixMasterTang
My 4 year old son asked a girl at day care to "Lift up your shirt so I can see how big your boobies are".
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I think if you're in CA they arrest kids for sexual harrassment.
 
Deep down inside, it always pleases a father to hear his son say something like that. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls. 😱
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way to go with providing your son with a repressive, neurotic message about sex: "You aren't allowed to think about that". :roll:



 
Originally posted by: CPA
Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls. 😱
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I wonder if you would be proudly recounting this story if your son had said his "pee pee gets hard" when he thinks about other boys..?
 
below this line, is a flamefest.
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haha awesome. your kid's gonna be a PIMP!

i didnt even know what girls looked like naked when I was 9. But then again I spent my childhood in India
 
Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: CPA
Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls. 😱
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I wonder if you would be proudly recounting this story if your son had said his "pee pee gets hard" when he thinks about other boys..?
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This is the third thread I've read tonight in which you tried to turn it into a discussion about being gay, or the possiblity about being gay.

STFU! No one cares.

No one cared in the suicide thread either. Get a clue.

 
Originally posted by: JS80
What are you "supposed" to call it at that age?
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Pecker! Dick! That's what I did when I was 9. I and most of my friends were swearing like sailors at that age (not kidding). What's that, about 4th grade? 4th graders don't use the word "pee pee." Maybe a 1st grader, but not 4th.
 
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