Another day, another wierd/scary discussion with my 9 year old son

[CPA]

Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls.

 

[axelfox]

hahaha.

If he only had an accounting problem, huh?

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Now you know that he is not gay.

 

[UDT89]

lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock

 

[bonkers325]

be sure to give him his cooties shot

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock

True, wish I could say the same about all my boys.

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock

True, wish I could say the same about all my boys.

the team or rock part

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: CPA
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.

Quoted for hilarity!

 

[xanis]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Well at least you know he's not gay, that's the bright side.

 

[Mo0o]

Beers all around, your kid is not gay.





not that theres anything wrong with it

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: CPA
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.

Quoted for hilarity!

hahahahaha. is this normal for that age? i can't remember anything at all when i was around that age

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock

True, wish I could say the same about all my boys.

the team or rock part

both

 

[Kadarin]

I nominate this for thread of the day. :thumbsup:

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: CPA
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.

Quoted for hilarity!

hahahahaha. is this normal for that age? i can't remember anything at all when i was around that age

That's what I told my wife. I don't recall getting erections until I was in seventh or eigth grade. He's been getting them since he was born.

 

[Jules]

who cares

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock

True, wish I could say the same about all my boys.

the team or rock part

both

how old are the others

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock

True, wish I could say the same about all my boys.

the team or rock part

both

how old are the others

4 and 12

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
who cares

Uh, go fvck yourslef?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
who cares

lol, paraphrasing your sig...Yet another gem by MyStupidMouth.

 

[Jules]

cry more cpa

 

[Accipiter22]

Nice! I started messing around with girls when I was 4, so my parents were never worried about the gay thing. Congrats to you!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
cry more cpa

Troll more, MyStupidMouth. Methinks your time here may soon be cut short.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
cry more cpa

lol, could your comebacks even make sense, please.

 

[MixMasterTang]

My 4 year old son asked a girl at day care to "Lift up your shirt so I can see how big your boobies are".

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: MixMasterTang
My 4 year old son asked a girl at day care to "Lift up your shirt so I can see how big your boobies are".

:laugh: