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Another day, another wierd/scary discussion with my 9 year old son

CPA

CPA

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Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls. 😱
 
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock
 
Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock
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True, wish I could say the same about all my boys.
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock
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True, wish I could say the same about all my boys.
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the team or rock part
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Well at least you know he's not gay, that's the bright side.
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: CPA
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
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Quoted for hilarity!
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hahahahaha. is this normal for that age? i can't remember anything at all when i was around that age
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That's what I told my wife. I don't recall getting erections until I was in seventh or eigth grade. He's been getting them since he was born.
 
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