Another day, another wierd/scary discussion with my 9 year old son

[RGN]

I find it disgusting that this has turned into a sexual preferences discussion. It just doesn't have any. place. here. I'm tired of having to see the constant rantings of the socially deviant. WHO THE FVCK cares what people do in the bedroom with whoever? Why do I have to know?

aidanjm, Tick, you guys come across with this dogmatic, fanatical prose that people have a hard time dealing with. If you would just shut up and participate only when your drivel is on-topic, someone might take you seriously.

 

[Cipherfaction]

lol nice..!

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: CPA
Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls.

If that is for real, then this is quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever read. HAHAHAHA :laugh:

If i had a son and he said that to me, i would p!ss myself with laughter.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: RGN
I find it disgusting that this has turned into a sexual preferences discussion. It just doesn't have any. place. here.

Yes, it really is quite disgusting isn't it. What on earth were the following people thinking raising the topic of sexual preference in a thread such as this:

Originally posted by: Trippin315
Now you know that he is not gay.

Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

Originally posted by: Xanis
Well at least you know he's not gay, that's the bright side.

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Beers all around, your kid is not gay.

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
I started messing around with girls when I was 4, so my parents were never worried about the gay thing. Congrats to you!

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Deep down inside, it always pleases a father to hear his son say something like that.

And how appalling that CPA (the opening poster) raised the issue of sexual orientation in this thread himself, by expressing doubts about the sexual orientation of one of his other sons:

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: UDT89
lol thats awesome, at least you know he's playing for the right team and will give you grandkids.

kids rock

True, wish I could say the same about all my boys.

What a shame CPA couldn't bring himself to answer the following:

Originally posted by: Schadenfreude
Cute!

Just out of curiosity, what makes you think otherwise about the other one(s)? Either way, the only thing that matters is that they're happy and healthy, right?

A shame indeed.

Originally posted by: RGN
I'm tired of having to see the constant rantings of the socially deviant. WHO THE FVCK cares what people do in the bedroom with whoever? Why do I have to know?

Who the fvck cares? Well, in this thread alone, the following people cared enough to make a comment about the likely sexual orientation of the OP's son:

Trippin315
UDT89
Xanis
Mo0o
Accipiter22
DrPizza

And that was only in the first page of this thread. I would say, based on the evidence, that "what people do in the bedroom" is something that a great many people care about in one way or another.

Originally posted by: RGN
aidanjm, Tick, you guys come across with this dogmatic, fanatical prose that people have a hard time dealing with. If you would just shut up and participate only when your drivel is on-topic, someone might take you seriously.

I would perhaps take you more seriously, if you had not demonstrated such a high level of stupidity and cluelessness in the post I am responding to.

 

[JDrake]

Crap I wasn't on "the list"

 

[Harrison90]

aidanjm i dont understand why u still havent caught onto the fact that ive yet to see someone say they wanted to read what u have to say. if anyone cared they would create a forum called " racist bastrds " and invite you to be their leader. this is a public forum its a hoby or past time for people to read these. just like reading the paper in the morning this is a comic not politics there is no need to come in here get people all rilled up over somthing soo stupid the fact im even wasting my time writing this proves my point. your existence bothers me and just about everyone else in the forum as i can already tell. (anyone that doesnt please stand up and say it) dont waste ur energy responding im just telling you and warning u that ur foolish for causing all this comotion. its apparent u have nothing better to do than go on forums and rag on people get a girlfriend or boyfriendf whatever u prefere (your not making it very obvious) **cough cough boyfriend** and consume some of ur day with that.



ps thats awesome i hope my kids will be just as entertaining and innocent as urs
and the idea of saving if for wen he has a kid is amazing you should definately do it

 

[rasczak]

Hahahaha! Great read CPA. My wife enjoyed it as well LOL! (she's the one laughing out loud)

 

[Aquila76]

CPA, awesome parenting that your son can talk to you about something that!

FSCK the gay/anti-gay trolling going on in here. Stop making an issue of something that has nothing to do with this thread. You guys are (almost) as bad as classy when it comes to this.

 

[Journer]

lmfao...at least he didnt start jackin it...