Another day, another wierd/scary discussion with my 9 year old son

[jagec]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: CPA
Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls. 😱

I wonder if you would be proudly recounting this story if your son had said his "pee pee gets hard" when he thinks about other boys..?

No, because being straight is normal, and there is something wrong with gay people. As such, fathers should be rightfully embarrassed if their son has homosexual leanings.

There, I said it. I confirmed your opinion that ATOT is full of a bunch of homophobes. Can you go away now?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I wonder if you would be proudly recounting this story if your son had said his "pee pee gets hard" when he thinks about other boys..?

You are the world's most annoying troll ever.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I wonder if you would be proudly recounting this story if your son had said his "pee pee gets hard" when he thinks about other boys..?

You are the world's most annoying troll ever.

I got to admit, that's some fine trolling. I'm jealous. :frown:

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
I don't believe this for one second.

No kid, no matter how old, used the word "pee pee."

You're such a tool.

tool = another name for a pee pee in this case! 😀

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: CPA
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.

Quoted for hilarity!

hahahahaha. is this normal for that age? i can't remember anything at all when i was around that age

That's what I told my wife. I don't recall getting erections until I was in seventh or eigth grade. He's been getting them since he was born.

i can definitely remember being a little horn dog way way way back. still am 😛

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
I got to admit, that's some fine trolling. I'm jealous. :frown:

The difference is that you're original. Sometimes you troll politics, sometimes you troll women, sometimes you troll food tastes. Not to mention that you make long arguments that are very entertaining to read. For aidanjm it's always about being gay, or people being mean to gays, or what you would do if you were gay. Then when people get annoyed and call him a certain word, he complains and people start getting banned.

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
I got to admit, that's some fine trolling. I'm jealous. :frown:

The difference is that you're original. Sometimes you troll politics, sometimes you troll women, sometimes you troll food tastes. Not to mention that you make long arguments that are very entertaining to read. For aidanjm it's always about being gay, or people being mean to gays, or what you would do if you were gay. Then when people get annoyed and call him a certain word, he complains and people start getting banned.

LOL, nice.

 

[FoBoT]

another reason i am glad i have two daughters

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Then when people get annoyed and call him a certain word, he complains and people start getting banned.

Um, please point to a thread where I have "complained" in the manner you describe above. Actually, it is people like you who do the complaining.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Um, please point to a thread where I have "complained" in the manner you describe above. Actually, it is people like you who do the complaining.

Whining about people being homophobes is complaining enough for me.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: CPA
Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls. 😱

I wonder if you would be proudly recounting this story if your son had said his "pee pee gets hard" when he thinks about other boys..?

Way to steer another thread towards your personal gloryhole of internet self-gratification

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: CPA
Setup: My son and I are coming home from a doctor's appointment. We get on the subject of a girl he has a crush on.

Me: So when you are you going to tell her you like her?
Him: Never!
Me: Well, then how is she ever going to know?
Him: hmmmm...well I don't even know if she likes, she might like this other boy.
Me: Well, she won't know and you won't find out if you don't tell her, right.
Him: You're right, I'm going to tell her tomorrow, I promise.
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.
Me: WTF?
Him: <giggling> Whenever I think about being with a girl or smooching a girl, or taking a shower with a girl my pee-pee gets hard
Me: um, um, ummmmm, you're not allowed to think about taking showers with girls. 😱

I wonder if you would be proudly recounting this story if your son had said his "pee pee gets hard" when he thinks about other boys..?

being gay is horrible. I would never wish that on anyone. I sure hope no one here has to experiene their brother or son be gay. Gay people should move to an island where they can buttsecks all they want.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Um, please point to a thread where I have "complained" in the manner you describe above. Actually, it is people like you who do the complaining.

Whining about people being homophobes is complaining enough for me.

You're such a drama queen.

 

[Conky]

Excellent story about your son. :beer:

BTW, I can remember getting wood as far back as I can remember. :laugh:

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Um, please point to a thread where I have "complained" in the manner you describe above. Actually, it is people like you who do the complaining.

Whining about people being homophobes is complaining enough for me.

You're such a drama queen.

You really are quite pathetic. I hope your spamming homosexual self gets banned for trolling before you hit 10,000 posts. 😛

 

[imported_Tick]

Nice story, but all the "At least you know your sons not gay" post are pissing me off. Why should he care one way or another?

 

[Anghang]

LOL :thumbsup:

😀

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: JS80
What are you "supposed" to call it at that age?

Pecker! Dick! That's what I did when I was 9. I and most of my friends were swearing like sailors at that age (not kidding). What's that, about 4th grade? 4th graders don't use the word "pee pee." Maybe a 1st grader, but not 4th.

"willy" thats what i used to call it.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Um, please point to a thread where I have "complained" in the manner you describe above. Actually, it is people like you who do the complaining.

Whining about people being homophobes is complaining enough for me.

You're such a drama queen.

hahahaha


dude, please go away.

 

[Jeff7]

Heh heh, heh heh,


boioioioioinnnngggg


</Beavis>

Just strikes me as amusing - "it" knows what's goin' on before the brain can adequately explain it.

 

[Turkish]

haha, kids 🙂

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: Turkish
haha, kids 🙂

Yeah pretty amusing thread.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: CPA
<short pause>
Him: ohhhhh, my pee-pee is getting hard.

Quoted for hilarity!

hahahahaha. is this normal for that age? i can't remember anything at all when i was around that age

That's what I told my wife. I don't recall getting erections until I was in seventh or eigth grade. He's been getting them since he was born.

I don't recall a time in my life when I didn't get them. Although I never TOLD anyone about them while they were happening.....

 

[imported_goku]

BUAHHAHAHA!
Anyways, cheers to your son! :beer:

 

[Joemonkey]

Heh, i dunno wtf i would say in that situation either

i have a 11mo daughter... god i'm not looking forward to going through something like this with her...