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AnandTech Haiku

DaveSimmons

Elite Member
(Inspired by a comment by MrPickins in another thread.)

Bored at work? Try writing a haiku related to either the main site or the forums. Here is mine about the main site:


fans slow to stillness . . .
power is not needed
in the test lab


Here is one definition of haiku to help you get started.
 
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased




(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry😛 )
 
Still not subscribing
I want the faster forums
I don't understand

(in reference to the fact that nobody ever replied to my e-mails to the subscribe e-mail address)
 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
fans slow to stillness . . .
power is not needed
in the test lab
You screwed up...it's supposed to be 5-7-5 AFAIK. 😉
No, not always 5-7-5 even in Japanese and much less often in translation / other languages (read the link). You probably were taught 5-7-5 in some class because it's easier to grade 🙂
 
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: Fausto1
fans slow to stillness . . .
power is not needed
in the test lab
You screwed up...it's supposed to be 5-7-5 AFAIK. 😉
No, not always 5-7-5 even in Japanese and much less often in translation / other languages (read the link). You probably were taught 5-7-5 in some class because it's easier to grade 🙂
You dare to mock me
my schooling was not that bad
no soup now for you

 
Let me be a mod
The neffing would cease at once
The world would thank me


You are not Kranky enough to be a Mod

Crusty Moderator
 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased




(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry😛 )

for the record... how many syllables is "Wduaqnug"???
 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased




(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry😛 )

Argh! I was on the phone! I had to try to explain to my customer why I was laughing at him!
 
Originally posted by: NogginBoink
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased




(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry😛 )

Argh! I was on the phone! I had to try to explain to my customer why I was laughing at him!
Mwaaahahahaaa!! Another victim! 😀

 
Originally posted by: NogginBoink
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased




(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry😛 )

Argh! I was on the phone! I had to try to explain to my customer why I was laughing at him!

lol
 
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