AnandTech Haiku

[Sealy]

Geeks on off topic
Posting pics of hot or not
Won't get laid evar


I posted this in another haiku thread...but it's story still stands true.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

been gone for a week
got past the language filter
read harry potter

 

[crisp82]

i am very bored
missing out on all the fun
no beer for myself

 

[isasir]

Brain cells had to use
As well as seven fingers
Just so i can nef

 

[crisp82]

miss regular sex
need to find some casual style
better do it quick

 

[isasir]

Virgins aplenty
On the Anandtech Forums
Right hand - regular

 

[crisp82]

me not a virgin
just a lonely single guy
i miss breast pillows

 

[DurocShark]

Haiku is
ATOT Crutch
Get a life

 

[isasir]

Cows and blonde white guys
like to nef writing haikus
here on Anandtech

 

[crisp82]

Rishi and crisp
neffing their whole life away
writing these haiku

 

[crisp82]

i think this dead now
no point in neffing here now
all is done and gone

 

[DnetMHZ]

Beers are sliding down
I am Watching football now
J E T S JETS

 

[TechnoKid]

where is the haiku
mod? i wonder what he thinks
can he haiku well?

 

[IEatChildren]

Almost 1 am
Why am I up posting this?
Wish I had a life

 

[Cal166]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
i miss my girl friend
how i long for her boobies now
very little does she know

ME 2

 

[TechnoKid]

Originally posted by: Cal166

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
i miss my girl friend
how i long for her boobies now
very little does she know

ME 2

me 3

 

[CoBRaXT]

almost the weekend
eighteen credits have raped me
but yet it feels good

 

[nan0bug]

can't wait for tonight
i will drink jagermeister
until i pass out

 

[nan0bug]

 

[Kitros]

Oh, so many fools
who think they are so special
with their perspectives.

 

[Kitros]

Topic: Cheating wife
Post: Oh man that sucks goat a$$
Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics!

 

[DnetMHZ]

This thread shall not die
Put some brain cells to good use
Bump Disguised in poem.

 

[tk149]

I saved fifty bucks
Anandtech Hot Deals forum
Poor house here I come

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: tk149
I saved fifty bucks
Anandtech Hot Deals forum
Poor house here I come

j0o are teh deal man
hot deal forum is cool no?
get all your stuff cheap

 

[nan0bug]

i knicked my wang
while shaving it this morning
i almost fainted