AnandTech Haiku

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: MrYogi

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
We miss our RossMAN
Thirty four nine ninety nine
When will he come back?

Rossman will not post
until his demands are met by Anandtech
someone make him post

Done.

 

[MrPickins]

I can not belive
this thread I did inspire
I was unaware


See what happens when I leave my pc off for a day or two? I miss all the cool/neff threads.

Screw the real world... ATOT will continue to devour all of my spare time 😉

 

[cavemanmoron]

i never did
understand this type
of poetry.


cavemanmoron

a haiku
in English, according to W.Higginson's "The Haiku Handbook", is
better when it's about 12 syllables:

 

[Evadman]

Anandtech was blocked
Stopped cold by blocker at work
But that not stop me

Have AT I must
Blocker ran on NT Four
Without Service Pack Six

Password was stolen
Web blocker now disabled
All is well again

Now spend time at work
Surfing on ATOT
Do not ask about porn


By the way, ATOT is pronounced by me as A-T-O-T, by the letters.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Rossman makes teh post
All is right now with forums
Not sure why I care.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Haiku thread lives on
As it shall forever on
make people think now

 

[TechnoKid]

I'm barbecuing
some really good food today
marinated pork

 

[crisp82]

I'm sitting at work
talking to silly people
crap broken printers

Want to go home now
spend some more time neffing here
waste away the night

But instead I post
welcoming RossMAN back
sound financial help

Welcome back!

 

[crisp82]

I am still so bored
Entertain me you b!tches
bored bored bored bored bored

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Anandtech was blocked
Stopped cold by blocker at work
But that not stop me

Have AT I must
Blocker ran on NT Four
Without Service Pack Six

Password was stolen
Web blocker now disabled
All is well again

Now spend time at work
Surfing on ATOT
Do not ask about porn


By the way, ATOT is pronounced by me as A-T-O-T, by the letters.

😀😀BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: TechnoKid

Originally posted by: Cal166

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
i miss my girl friend
how i long for her boobies now
very little does she know

ME 2

me 3 😛

LOLyourFace
Please post some nekkid pictures
of your girl's boobies

😀

 

[DnetMHZ]

Once again This thread
It shall continue to live
Never shall it end

😀

 

[Broohaha]

i revive this gem
from depths of atot's* archive
elicit laughter

*pronounced "A-tot"

 

[Vonkhan]

nothing to type
blank text box stares at me
white with rage

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

resistance futile
assimilate all life forms
time to go to sleep

 

[caddlad]

for sale for trade bump
is all i can contribute
i have no money

 

[sciencetoy]

This thread looks cool but
Too lazy to read it all
Cliff Notes version please?

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: sciencetoy
This thread looks cool but
Too lazy to read it all
Cliff Notes version please?

Cliff notes make no sense
This thread you must read it all
Have a nice day, thanks

 

[DaveSimmons]

Skoorbie taunts Mods . . .
enjoy the sunshine Skoorbie
on your vacation


😉



(hopefully the Witty Mod was just kidding about the year vacation!)