AnandTech Haiku

[DaveSimmons]

(Inspired by a comment by MrPickins in another thread.)

Bored at work? Try writing a haiku related to either the main site or the forums. Here is mine about the main site:


fans slow to stillness . . .
power is not needed
in the test lab


Here is one definition of haiku to help you get started.

 

way too many nefs
i need to find a new place
to say pointless things

 

[Fausto]

fans slow to stillness . . .
power is not needed
in the test lab

You screwed up...it's supposed to be 5-7-5 AFAIK.

 

[Rallispec]

nef nef nef nef nef
nef nef nef nef nef nef nef
nef nef nef nef nef

 

[Fausto]

Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased



(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry )

 

[DurocShark]

Still not subscribing
I want the faster forums
I don't understand

(in reference to the fact that nobody ever replied to my e-mails to the subscribe e-mail address)

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

fans slow to stillness . . .
power is not needed
in the test lab

You screwed up...it's supposed to be 5-7-5 AFAIK.

No, not always 5-7-5 even in Japanese and much less often in translation / other languages (read the link). You probably were taught 5-7-5 in some class because it's easier to grade

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons

Originally posted by: Fausto1

fans slow to stillness . . .
power is not needed
in the test lab

You screwed up...it's supposed to be 5-7-5 AFAIK.

No, not always 5-7-5 even in Japanese and much less often in translation / other languages (read the link). You probably were taught 5-7-5 in some class because it's easier to grade

You dare to mock me
my schooling was not that bad
no soup now for you

 

You suck
They suck
I don't

 

[CaseTragedy]

an innocent link.
alas, work safe it is not.
DELETED awaits you.

 

[TheBloodguard]

Darkness Dawn
Anandtech glimmers
Rays of People

 

[brtspears2]

Today is payday
I got raped by the taxman ...
25 percent

 

[kranky]

Let me be a mod
The neffing would cease at once
The world would thank me


You are not Kranky enough to be a Mod

Crusty Moderator

 

[DaveSimmons]

argument failing . . .
perhaps you can convince me
with ad hominem

 

[AreaCode707]

Out of the neffing
Anandtech nefs do delight
The Mods are playing

 

[LOLyourFace]

i miss my girl friend
how i long for her boobies now
very little does she know

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased



(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry )

for the record... how many syllables is "Wduaqnug"???

 

[CPA]

haikus make me laugh
especially ATOT ones
you guys are silly

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
i miss my girl friend
how i long for her boobies now
very little does she know

Today is payday
I got raped by the taxman ...
25 percent

LMAO!!

 

[Kalvin00]

I can't write haikus
I hate my class of English
School is fvcking gay


Hehe

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
i miss my girl friend
how i long for her boobies now
very little does she know

You are perverted
Oh wait so are all of us
f@p f@p f@p f@p f@p

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Today is payday
I got raped by the taxman ...
25 percent

No lube did I use
Brtspears2 walks funny now
I am the taxman

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased



(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry )

Argh! I was on the phone! I had to try to explain to my customer why I was laughing at him!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: NogginBoink

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased



(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry )

Argh! I was on the phone! I had to try to explain to my customer why I was laughing at him!

Mwaaahahahaaa!! Another victim!

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: NogginBoink

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Useless words silenced

Wduaqnug excommunicated

Spunky is not pleased



(You'll have to assume that the unpronounceable Wdauqnug is one syllable for that one to work, sorry )

Argh! I was on the phone! I had to try to explain to my customer why I was laughing at him!

lol