Alky's thread.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by alkemyst, Nov 4, 2012.

  1. MisterJackson

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    Your wife's sex drive isn't low. It's just low with YOU. She's banging other dudes.

    Maybe you should man the * up and TALK to her. If not, consider an all lead diet.
     
  2. dbk

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    My fav is munster cheese.. do cheese snobs acknowledge munster as a type of cheese?

    also, i refuse to spell it as "Muenster"
     
  3. Sixguns

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    Pepperjack or smoked cheddar
     
  4. WelshBloke

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    Munster and muenster are different cheeses.
     
  5. OutHouse

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    lol pwoned.
     
  6. Anubis

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    different cheeses also i like munster


    anyone else out there like the king of all cheese STILTON!
     
  7. WelshBloke

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    Bleeegh! The only thing Stilton is good for is soup.

    It's the one thing that I dread at Xmas is one of my elderly in laws buys me this huge chunk of really expensive Stilton.
     
  8. Anubis

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    send it to me ill pay for shipping
     
  9. SandEagle

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    finalize the divorce first
     
  10. waggy

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    screw anubis. i will take it! hmm
     
  11. waggy

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    over cheese? are you nuts?
     
  12. WelshBloke

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    Would probably have to ship it as "dangerous livestock". The stuff is pretty vicious. :D
     
  13. EagleKeeper

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    Whip it with powdered sugar into a frosting and then spread on a cake, muffin, etc.
     
  14. dud

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    ... and th eOP is sitting back, enjoying the negative atention. Oh so much the narcissist.
     
  15. Saint Nick

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    You can do that? :eek: How come I have never thought of and/or heard of this! DELICIOUS
     
  16. IndyColtsFan

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    What negative attention? We're discussing cheese!
     
  17. crownjules

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    You've never had cream cheese frosting? It's usually on more savory flavored stuff, like carrot cake.
     
  18. DAPUNISHER

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    You are experiencing a form of mid-life crisis. I am 46 and see a fair number of our age group in similar circumstances. Status symbol sports car - irresistible urge to pursue sports sex with attractive young women - renewed focus on physical appearance and trying to make 40 the new 20 - the rather capricious rationale for the dissolution of a long term relationship/marriage.

    Introspect at length concerning your motivations, and do your utmost to prognosticate on the potential outcomes of your actions. Sometimes we have a laser focus, but it turns out to be the wrong target. Being the BMOC again (if you will) may feel like it is filling a void now, but leave a yawning chasm when all is said and done. At which point, the futile pursuit to fill it ends up consuming you. Long term personal happiness is seldom the result of superficial pursuits. Particularly when they hurt the people we care about.
     
  19. Saint Nick

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    I guess not... is this the same frosting that is on devil's food cake?? I guess I must be a taste-retard. I always thought my taster was high quality :( I might need to upgrade to the M3 model ;)
     
  20. Anubis

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    i love cream cheese but ive never liked it as a frosting
     
  21. crownjules

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    I just figured most people have had carrot cake, as it is a superior form of cake.
     
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    That was fucking deep.
     
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    2 packages Philadelphia Cream Cheese, 1 stick of butter, two cups powdered sugar, teaspoon of vanilla.

    Orgasmic.
     
  24. Anubis

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    until yolur heart gives out
     
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    I will pay someone good money to find his wife's email address and send her a link to this thread.