Alky's thread.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by alkemyst, Nov 4, 2012.

  1. airdata

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    i thought a guy with all your money would use a service like establishedmen.com. OKcupid is for poor losers.

    FYI i hope your wife uses this thread in divorce court and takes you for all your worth for infidelity.
     
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  4. tokie

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    Nothing beats some good grilled salami on rye. Add some latkes on the side and you're in heaven.
     
  5. dank69

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    Sorry Alky. I been fucking your wife so much she just has none left for you.
     
  6. sjwaste

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    What kinda cheese we putting on that? I'm thinking some really good provolone, or, fresh mozzarella.
     
  7. bignateyk

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    I hope you get hit by a bus and your wife collects major $$ from life insurance. But knowing you, you probably aren't thoughtful enough to carry life insurance for your wife.
     
  8. lxskllr

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    I'd use Provolone or Swiss.
     
  9. tokie

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    No cheese. That would be an affront to any good deli sandwich. This is a meat sandwich and the meat should be the only attraction.

    It is just literally grilled salami (little bit of honey on it) put on some rye.

    Applesauce with the latkes to help it go down. Water on the side.
     
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    i approve
     
  12. sjwaste

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    I have some homemade salami sitting in a bucket of oil for longer term storage. I suppose I should cut into one and make a sandwich. A little honey is a nice addition, but I think I'd go with a slice of provolone. The real problem is getting good rye up here.
     
  13. mizzou

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    Dating websites scare me. I would feel like I'm putting my #%@! into a dirty inverted rubber glove that was found in the back of a truck stop bathroom.

    But the glove lies to you and says it's brand new and anti-bacterial.

    Then you go home and start counting the open sores.
     
  14. T_Yamamoto

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    no love for pepperjack? provalone is amazing
     
  15. bigrash

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    Monterey jack cheese > all your other damn cheeses.
     
  16. KMFJD

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    Some medium Gouda cheese would be perfect
     
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    pepperjack is hit or miss IMO, sometimes its just too damn peppery and overpowers everything else
     
  18. tokie

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    If you find a good pepper jack there is no cheese that compares however.
     
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  20. Anubis

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    Sharp Cheddar :colbert:
     
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    I love sharp cheddar but a good smoked gouda with a traminette or cayuga is good too.
     
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    Didn't you just have a post about wanting to stay with her?
     
  23. darkewaffle

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    L&R ->

    (seriously)
     
  24. olds

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    How many people read the Mod edit?
     
  25. Jeffg010

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    colby jack cheese mother fuckers.