Alky's thread.

[alkemyst]

Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.

I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.

But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.

Split off from the good news thread. Alky craves attention (see above.) We already know. -Admin DrP

 

[Dr. Zaus]

+++ this space for rent +++

Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.

I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.

But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.

I do not believe you.

 

[alkemyst]

I do not believe you.

because you are still a fat boy.

 

[olds]

getting major attention. I crave that
That's because you have no self worth. It's evident by all your attention whore threads. Your self esteem is so low that you crave validation from others.
You have an undiagnosed mental condition. Seek help.

 

[LookBehindYou]

 

[edro]

You have an undiagnosed mental condition.

I think ATOT has diagnosed him numerous times.

 

[Number1]

Joined OKCupid yesterday. Chatting with 4 chicks now that are totally fuckable and not fatties.

I need to divorce my wife. I feel like a jerk about it since she only lacks in the sex department and it's the holidays coming up that she really loves.

But I have to move on. I have fought this for the last four years and let my injuries and weight gain let me stay unfocused. Now I am pretty close to buff and getting major attention. I crave that.

Split off from the good news thread. Alky craves attention (see above.) We already know. -Admin DrP

!!!
Potentially epic thread, please tell us more.

 

[PricklyPete]

Please divorce your wife...it is the best thing you could do for her.

 

[DannyBoy]

getting major attention. I crave that
That's because you have no self worth. It's evident by all your attention whore threads. Your self esteem is so low that you crave validation from others.
You have an undiagnosed mental condition. Seek help.

 

[dabuddha]

Please divorce your wife...it is the best thing you could do for her.

This times eleventybillion!

 

[CZroe]

I can't believe such self-centered people still exist and actually brag about it like it's a character strength. Shame on you for signing up. Shame on you for ever marrying if you weren't truly committed to your spouse and not your needs. You aren't special because you like attention. Most people do. At least some of us have self control and do what's right.

 

[Fritzo]

He needs to set up a webcam so we can just sit and watch his awesomeness all day long.

 

[sjwaste]

I just want to post in the first page of a thread about sandwiches.

 

[WelshBloke]

Do you and the wife get on well otherwise?

Surely this is something that you can both work out.
Has she always had a low sex drive? Is she on any medication that may affect her sex drive? (ironically the pill can kill sex drive in some women)

 

[PhoKingGuy]

I'd actually really like to see an endocrine panel on you, those supplements might have sent you into some sort of imbalance (pretty common actually in middle aged men on the GNC diet)

 

[Capt Caveman]

He needs to set up a webcam so we can just sit and watch his awesomeness all day long.

Of him sitting at home drinking 50-60 beers over the weekend and creating threads about how awesome his life is?

 

[Tim]

In.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I just want to post in the first page of a thread about sandwiches.

Oh yeah? I also wanted to go ahead and post that I like cheese. How about you?

 

[airdata]

I'm guessing all 4 of these lovely girls are white.

 

[SagaLore]

I'm guessing all 4 of these lovely girls have herpes.

 

[sjwaste]

Oh yeah? I also wanted to go ahead and post that I like cheese. How about you?

Put it on a sandwich or start your own thread, buddy.

PS. I like cheese.

 

[Uppsala9496]

Won't a divorce mess up the sale of your home?
And are you still getting your wife the $25,000 rolex she wants? What about your cars? Even if they are in your name, she will have a right to them.

 

[randomrogue]

You're either a master troll or completely pathetic. Either way, get of the computer and do something with your life.

 

[Crusty]

Divorce wife == get rid of upside down house?

 

[sjwaste]

You're either a master troll or completely pathetic. Either way, get of the computer and do something with your life.

Can you monetize trolling?