About to share TMI...

[darkxshade]

You're not doing a real pushup cause your junk is assisting you at the bottom. Real men put holes on the ground so they can go deeper and get that extra burn.

 

[rudeguy]

Oh...he's got plenty of burn

 

[Ruptga]

Oh...he's got plenty of burn

 

[inf1nity]

weren't you a woman the last time i checked? :hmm:

 

[inf1nity]

My dick hits the floor even when I'm standing.

I want to get into a fight

Ladies and gentlemen i think we've got a badass here.. :thumbsup:

 

[paulney]

Nice story for your SO. Now go see the doc, get your shots and drop that hooker you've been seeing.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

You must have a pretty short urethra for something like that to give you a UTI.

 

[dbk]

TMI is right.. put some clothes on FFS

 

[alkemyst]

You got a UTI from naked pushups? Maybe stop spending so much time doing crunches and a little more time vacuuming.

yeah, wash your floors.

 

[clamum]

This thread, really the original topic, is incredible Fritzo. Oh lawdy

 

[Destiny]

NEVER LET your weiner touch the FLOOR! NEVER!!

 

[T9D]

Well i'm glad you didn't try jumping jax naked

It hurts. Gave myself a blackeye

 

[highland145]

Nice story for your SO. Now go see the doc, get your shots and drop that hooker you've been seeing.

"It's true, honey. Look, I even posted about it on my favorite forum, subjecting myself to ridicule and derision by my bestest only friends."

 

[boomerang]

Wait until you get older. The "boys" will give you an early warning that "it" is about to touch the floor.

 

[rudeguy]

Wait until you get older. The "boys" will give you an early warning that "it" is about to touch the floor.

reminds me of one of my latest tweets:

after 35 years of having these things, you would think I would know how to sit down without squishing a nut

 

[Fritzo]

"It's true, honey. Look, I even posted about it on my favorite forum, subjecting myself to ridicule and derision by my bestest only friends."

LOL, I'm actually one of those guys that goes straight home from work and never goes anywhere without someone with me. #neveralone

 

[Nintendesert]

The Fabulous Fritzo strikes again!

 

[MisterJackson]

You dirty floor fucker!

 

[rudeguy]

You dirty floor fucker!

lmfao


so much win in this thread

 

[Fritzo]

You dirty floor fucker!

Actually, when you do push ups, there's a lot of shrinkage. I think it's a evolutionary response to exerting yourself.

So, protip: if you ever get a boner at work or school that you want to get rid of, do pushups.

 

[Ruptga]

reminds me of one of my latest tweets:

I'm 25 and since I've discovered boxer briefs I've actually done that a time or two. But at least I don't need a foam cup to take a dump like Lord Ball used to.

 

[Platypus]

unintended TMI on top of intended TMI itt

 

[rudeguy]

unintended TMI on top of intended TMI itt

this thread is bound for destiny!

 

[drebo]

I myself was thinking knotty pine, and he had a special 'knothole' he was working over.

IMO, there's only two things you should do nude, bathe and have sex.

There's lots of other great things to do while nude...swim, jog, yoga, eat, sleep, ATOT, cook, etc, etc.

Nude is the best state for almost all things. Except cooking bacon.

 

[Fritzo]

There's lots of other great things to do while nude...swim, jog, yoga, eat, sleep, ATOT, cook, etc, etc.

Nude is the best state for almost all things. Except cooking bacon.

...and mowing the lawn. My neighbors are still hassling me about that...