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Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
I keep in shape by mixing in workouts with getting ready in the morning: stretches, brush teeth, 50 pushups, shower, 20 pushups, 30 crunches, shave, 20 pushups 30 crunches, get dressed.

The problem came in with the 50 pushups, shower part. I sometimes do those nude, and "it" hits the floor. I had some itching and redness appear down there, and I now appear to have a UTI.

Moral and PSA: If you're a guy, don't do pushups naked. Your weiner will pay. :'( :$ and a dash of D:

Update 9/24: Condition still "red". Diagnosed as a yeast infection, apparently very common. Need to stop wearing thongs and satin underwear.

Update 9/25: Condition "pink": Swelling and itching subsiding, still flies like a butterfly, stings like when I pee.
 
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You could have easily avoided that by putting a plastic/paper cup where "it" touches the ground. :hmm😀:
 
*looks at floor*

*thinks about things he's stuck his anatomy into*

How the hell dirty is your floor?

Are you sure the UTI is from that and not something - or someone - else?
 
You had to have been jamming it into the ground. I can't see how you'd get a UTI from lightly grazing the floor.
 
Atomic Playboy said:
You got a UTI from naked pushups? Maybe stop spending so much time doing crunches and a little more time vacuuming.
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It's a tile floor. I mop once a week, but I'm sure the moist environment has something to do with it.

NetWareHead said:
I'd do the shower last in that lineup. I would want to sweat from my exercise and then shower after all of that.
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I don't really sweat from that stuff. More of an upkeep thing.

ADDAvenger said:
Ideas on how should I keep in shape if I don't brush my teeth, shower, or shave?
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:hmm: In between masturbating?
 
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The obvious solution it to use condoms for practicing safe pushups

Edit: Oh, and the obligatory if-I-tried-to-do-naked-pushups-I-would-be-able-to-flail-my-arms-and-still-be-propped-up remark.
 
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There's no reason you should be naked at that point. The activities at the beginning of the list don't require nor would they benefit from being naked, so I suggest leaving your undies on until it's shower time.
 
Fritzo said:
I keep in shape by mixing in workouts with getting ready in the morning: stretches, brush teeth, 50 pushups, shower, 20 pushups, 30 crunches, shave, 20 pushups 30 crunches, get dressed.

The problem came in with the 50 pushups, shower part. I sometimes do those nude, and "it" hits the floor. I had some itching and redness appear down there, and I now appear to have a UTI.

Moral and PSA: If you're a guy, don't do pushups naked. Your weiner will pay. :'( :$ and a dash of D:
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It's chlamydia. You're in denial.
 
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