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MrDudeMan said:
There's no reason you should be naked at that point. The activities at the beginning of the list don't require nor would they benefit from being naked, so I suggest leaving your undies on until it's shower time.
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I do them right before getting in the shower while the water is warming up. Do you sit in your clothes while waiting for the shower?

Rakehellion said:
It's chlamydia. You're in denial.
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That would imply I'm having sex, and I've been married for approaching 20 years, so that ain't happening.
 
Fritzo said:
I keep in shape by mixing in workouts with getting ready in the morning: stretches, brush teeth, 50 pushups, shower, 20 pushups, 30 crunches, shave, 20 pushups 30 crunches, get dressed.

The problem came in with the 50 pushups, shower part. I sometimes do those nude, and "it" hits the floor. I had some itching and redness appear down there, and I now appear to have a UTI.

Moral and PSA: If you're a guy, don't do pushups naked. Your weiner will pay. :'( :$ and a dash of D:
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Do this over a Fire Ant mound ... you'll learn you lesson the hard way.

It will be awfully painful ...
 
JM Aggie08 said:
You had to have been jamming it into the ground. I can't see how you'd get a UTI from lightly grazing the floor.
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I myself was thinking knotty pine, and he had a special 'knothole' he was working over.

IMO, there's only two things you should do nude, bathe and have sex.
 
so you do exercise AFTER showering? What is the point of doing that?

Brushing the floor with your penis doesn't sound brilliant.

Fritzo said:
I do them right before getting in the shower while the water is warming up. Do you sit in your clothes while waiting for the shower?
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The warm water takes 5 seconds to come.
 
Well OP, I've got bad news for you. You have Super AIDS.

1. Why would you do pushups naked in the first place. Wear some underpants for gawd's sake.
2. Why wouldn't you shower after exercising like a normal person.
 
i brush my teeth in the shower to save time. pee in there too. i wonder if i could do both of those and hindu squats at the same time in the shower. omg i would have so much time for other stuff
 
I'm still laughing.

Well you doc. I was dry humping the floor errr... doing push ups. Yeah push ups in the shower to get the peanut butter off...
 
Fritzo said:
I keep in shape by mixing in workouts with getting ready in the morning: stretches, brush teeth, 50 pushups, shower, 20 pushups, 30 crunches, shave, 20 pushups 30 crunches, get dressed.

The problem came in with the 50 pushups, shower part. I sometimes do those nude, and "it" hits the floor. I had some itching and redness appear down there, and I now appear to have a UTI.

Moral and PSA: If you're a guy, don't do pushups naked. Your weiner will pay. :'( :$ and a dash of D:
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Wow... never heard that one before. You sure you didn't stick it somewhere you shouldn't have? D:
 
mmntech said:
Well OP, I've got bad news for you. You have Super AIDS.

1. Why would you do pushups naked in the first place. Wear some underpants for gawd's sake.
2. Why wouldn't you shower after exercising like a normal person.
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It's while I'm waiting for the water in the shower to heat up. It takes 1-2 minutes, and it takes that long to do that many pushups.

I have a OCD problem with efficiency, I know...
 
Fritzo said:
It's a tile floor. I mop once a week, but I'm sure the moist environment has something to do with it.
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I'm almost positive I could drag my junk across every surface of my apartment for several hours each day and not end up with a UTI, and I'm not even that big into cleanliness (although I am fastidious enough to avoid rubbing my junk across every surface of my apartment for several hours a day, so there's that). I just don't see how anyone could have a surface dirty enough that incidental contact gets bacteria up your urethra. Are you just slamming your dick into the ground as hard as you can? Cause that's not a pushup.

Also, pics of you doing pushups? I want to "critique your form."
 
Fritzo said:
It's while I'm waiting for the water in the shower to heat up. It takes 1-2 minutes, and it takes that long to do that many pushups.

I have a OCD problem with efficiency, I know...
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Still doesn't answer my first question. Why not just leave the underpants on until you're done the pushups? Something's not right here. D:
 
I believe you just told us you enjoy humping the floor. I don't think anyone buys this whole 'workout' schtick for one second. :awe:
 
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