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drebo said:
There's lots of other great things to do while nude...swim, jog, yoga, eat, sleep, ATOT, cook, etc, etc.

Nude is the best state for almost all things. Except cooking bacon.
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Fritzo said:
Update 9/24: Condition still "red". Diagnosed as a yeast infection, apparently very common. Need to stop wearing thongs and satin underwear.
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WTF? This is even worse.

So you made soft pretzels on your bathroom floor, dry humped the floor drain and got a red wee wee because of it?[/quote]
 
rudeguy said:
figures you would be the expert on that. How many guys weiners have you infected with your yeasty anus?
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I have nearly a decade of biology education, not to mention many family and friends in the medical profession as doctors and nurses.

I ended up with a kidney infection when I lost 86lbs in three months. I was told then that those are rare for men along with yeast infections unless they practice anal sex.

For me it was severe dehydration and some lack of proper supplementation to my diet.
 
I did naked pushups this morning to see what it was all about. I'm definitely a grower, so with a perfectly straight back I had to extend the stroke of my pushup lower than I usually go for carpet-to-dong contact.

I find it to be extremely unlikely that you got a yeast infection from a tile floor. It has to be anal sex related. I'm sure of it.
 
MrDudeMan said:
I did naked pushups this morning to see what it was all about. I'm definitely a grower, so with a perfectly straight back I had to extend the stroke of my pushup lower than I usually go for carpet-to-dong contact.

I find it to be extremely unlikely that you got a yeast infection from a tile floor. It has to be anal sex related. I'm sure of it.
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I don't want this to sound like bragging at all, but mine tends to bend and squash on the floor, then it lifts up maybe an inch or so on the upswing. I'm a tall guy (6'4") so I have larger parts to match. Probably picked up something from one of the cracks in the tile.

Anyway, I'm wearing underwear from now on, so hopefully my daughter's Monistat I snuck out of her bathroom gets me fixed up in a few days.
 
Fritzo said:
I don't want this to sound like bragging at all, but mine tends to bend and squash on the floor, then it lifts up maybe an inch or so on the upswing. I'm a tall guy (6'4") so I have larger parts to match. Probably picked up something from one of the cracks in the tile.

Anyway, I'm wearing underwear from now on, so hopefully my daughter's Monistat I snuck out of her bathroom gets me fixed up in a few days.
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You're probably hanging your hips way too low unless (seriously) your dong is 12" long. I keep my hips higher than they need to be for my back and legs to be perfectly straight, which makes the pushups fully engage your chest. If you're sagging your hips, then I understand why you're basically rubbing your junk all over the floor. I'm 6'2" with matching parts, so there's gotta be a difference in form or you don't know that you have a freakishly long dick.
 
Fritzo said:
Actually, when you do push ups, there's a lot of shrinkage. I think it's a evolutionary response to exerting yourself.

So, protip: if you ever get a boner at work or school that you want to get rid of, do pushups.
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preferably on top of a coed in a secluded place on campus.
 
Fritzo said:
I don't want this to sound like bragging at all, but mine tends to bend and squash on the floor, then it lifts up maybe an inch or so on the upswing. I'm a tall guy (6'4") so I have larger parts to match. Probably picked up something from one of the cracks in the tile.

Anyway, I'm wearing underwear from now on, so hopefully my daughter's Monistat I snuck out of her bathroom gets me fixed up in a few days.
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Hold on...so your daughter has a yeast infection and now you do too? j/k
 
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