So this piece of rope walks into a bar and sits down on a stool and the bartender comes over and says, "Look, pal, we don't serve ropes in this bar. Scram!"
So the rope shuffles out of the bar, sad and thirsty for a beer. He reached the street outside the bar and then an idea struck him. The first person he saw walking by, he stopped and asked, "Excuse me, miss, I have a favor to ask you. . .I know this might sound strange but I would consider it a huge personal favor. I'd like you to pick me up and unravel my 2 ends a little bit, then tie me into a knot." The woman reluctantly agrees and oblidges his wishes. Afterward he thanks her and then heads back into the bar and props himself on the same stool. The bartender comes over looking suspiciously at the rope and asks, "Hey, aren't you that same piece of rope that was in here just a minute ago?" The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
So the rope shuffles out of the bar, sad and thirsty for a beer. He reached the street outside the bar and then an idea struck him. The first person he saw walking by, he stopped and asked, "Excuse me, miss, I have a favor to ask you. . .I know this might sound strange but I would consider it a huge personal favor. I'd like you to pick me up and unravel my 2 ends a little bit, then tie me into a knot." The woman reluctantly agrees and oblidges his wishes. Afterward he thanks her and then heads back into the bar and props himself on the same stool. The bartender comes over looking suspiciously at the rope and asks, "Hey, aren't you that same piece of rope that was in here just a minute ago?" The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"