A man walks into a bar...

[MaxDepth]

A horse canters into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face."

 

[OMoT]

A bear walks into a bar. He goes up the bartender and says "Ill have a gin and uh.......................tonic." Then the bartender asks "why the big pause"

 

[jupiter57]

A dog walks into a bar, he has one foot bandaged.
Looks around and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my PAW!" (Pa)

 

[KeithTalent]

Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up
and says "Where did you get that ape?" Guy says, "This isn't an ape,
it's a duck". Bartender says "I was TALKING to the duck".

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.'
The other says 'Are you sure?'
The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

 

[ahurtt]

Joke moved here.

 

[batmang]

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer,
the bartender responds " nope, we dont serve your kind here."
the mushroom replies " come on, im a fun guy! "