:beer: :beer:Originally posted by: Smackey
A man walks into a bar with a roll of ashphalt under his arm and says: "A pint, please. Oh, and one more for the road."
Originally posted by: funboy42
A man walks into a bar..........an knocks himself out and eveyone laughs at his expense.
A man walks into a bar..........and orders a drink.
A man walks into a bar..........and stays awhile, gets drunk, hops into his car thinking he is fine to drive but ends up going the wrong way on the highway passes out and kills a family of 3 but survives to get ass raped in jail when the courts find him guilty of man slaughter in the first degree and has to serve 4 life sentances back to back with no possibility of parole and 30 years later dies of ass cancer from all the ass raping he recieved while in prision. No one misses him when he is buried and it put in the ground without one person showing up for his funeral. Ends up going straight to hell where the father of the family he killed is waiting for him (because he used to sodomize his son) and ass rapes the man thoughout his enternal damnation.
Dont drink and drive.
Originally posted by: funboy42
A man walks into a bar..........an knocks himself out and eveyone laughs at his expense.
A man walks into a bar..........and orders a drink.
A man walks into a bar..........and stays awhile, gets drunk, hops into his car thinking he is fine to drive but ends up going the wrong way on the highway passes out and kills a family of 3 but survives to get ass raped in jail when the courts find him guilty of man slaughter in the first degree and has to serve 4 life sentances back to back with no possibility of parole and 30 years later dies of ass cancer from all the ass raping he recieved while in prision. No one misses him when he is buried and it put in the ground without one person showing up for his funeral. Ends up going straight to hell where the father of the family he killed is waiting for him (because he used to sodomize his son) and ass rapes the man thoughout his enternal damnation.
Dont drink and drive.
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
Cheeseburger walks into a bar, the bartender says "sorry but we don't serve food here"
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: funboy42
A man walks into a bar..........an knocks himself out and eveyone laughs at his expense.
A man walks into a bar..........and orders a drink.
A man walks into a bar..........and stays awhile, gets drunk, hops into his car thinking he is fine to drive but ends up going the wrong way on the highway passes out and kills a family of 3 but survives to get ass raped in jail when the courts find him guilty of man slaughter in the first degree and has to serve 4 life sentances back to back with no possibility of parole and 30 years later dies of ass cancer from all the ass raping he recieved while in prision. No one misses him when he is buried and it put in the ground without one person showing up for his funeral. Ends up going straight to hell where the father of the family he killed is waiting for him (because he used to sodomize his son) and ass rapes the man thoughout his enternal damnation.
Dont drink and drive.
damn dude....you got issues.
Originally posted by: funboy42
A man walks into a bar..........an knocks himself out and eveyone laughs at his expense.
A man walks into a bar..........and orders a drink.
A man walks into a bar..........and stays awhile, gets drunk, hops into his car thinking he is fine to drive but ends up going the wrong way on the highway passes out and kills a family of 3 but survives to get ass raped in jail when the courts find him guilty of man slaughter in the first degree and has to serve 4 life sentances back to back with no possibility of parole and 30 years later dies of ass cancer from all the ass raping he recieved while in prision. No one misses him when he is buried and it put in the ground without one person showing up for his funeral. Ends up going straight to hell where the father of the family he killed is waiting for him (because he used to sodomize his son) and ass rapes the man thoughout his enternal damnation.
Dont drink and drive.
Originally posted by: chairbornrangerx
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "whats with the long face?"
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both proceed to get trashed, after awhile the giraffe passes out on the floor. When the guy goes to leave the bar, the bartender says, "hey you can't leave that lying there..." the drunk says, "its not a lion its a giraffe."