Recent content by Honkus

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    Serious OMGWATERMELON question...

    It originates from the SomethingAwful forums as a way of making fun of lame internet nerds who speak in "leet" and type in all caps. Of course, the very people who were being made fun of didn't understand, so they thought "HAY GUYZ, THIS OMGWTFBBQ IS TEH FUNNAY. LET'S ALL USE IT TO DEATH SO...
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    Evanescence - My Immortal

    Evanesence is a cheap, Americanized ripoff of Lacuna Coil.
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    What song brings you to tears?

    good GOD
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    Fun at the pool is not so fun...

    No. Banning him would be too easy and I think the mods know that. As long this halfwit is allowed to stay here he'll keep coming back to us because he is an attention whore of colossal proportions. He's even said it himself, "I need to be banned so I can get a life". I hope you do stay...
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    You know what sucks?

    Skywanker, you are the biggest turd in all of creation.
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    *PIC* Gah! Someone call an Exterminator!!

    Kerosene keeps me warm I'm alone to watch it burn Kerosene These are like those lame cosplayers, but on a much worse level. I propose starting a Furry Concentration Camp. This scourge must be contained and eliminated.
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    Did anyone see the ... in Doom 3?!

    "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fvckin cross? It's kinda like goin up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know? "Just thinkin of John, Jackie. Just thinkin of John.'"
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    I am so sick of this 9/11 horseshit

    I was watching TV during work today and I saw the trailer for this I am so sick and tired of being bludgeoned to death with "9/11 this, 9/11 that". Now these scumfscks are making yet another movie about it in order to milk a few extra dollars out of the whole event. The whole premise of this...
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    War of the Worlds

    Hey, are any of you familiar with the Jeff Wayne musical version of War of the Worlds? It was produced in the 70's as a rock opera type album. It had Richard Burton doing the narration and guys from the Moody Blues doing the vocals. I hope they capture some of the elements of that version...
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    Does a girl's butt feel much different than a guy's butt?

    You were making baseless accusations in this thread too. Please stop flaming in somebody else's thread. Not once did FacelessNobody directly insult or offend anybody here.
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    Paris Hilton beaten by her b/friend?

    While I don't condone anyone beating up a girlfriend/wife, I certainly have no problem with this. After all, Paris Hilton is 87% plastic, 12% silicone, and 1% actual human. So it's more like Nick Carter hit a Real Doll or mannequin instead of, say, someone with feelings and a soul.
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    Does a girl's butt feel much different than a guy's butt?

    You are some sorry motherfvckers. The only genuine, honest, and heartfelt post in this thread and the best he gets are baseless accusations about his own sexuality. Once again ATOT's comedy troupe comes through to prove their unrelenting idiocy. You fvcking snakes have no business even...
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    Paris Hilton beaten by her b/friend?

    Give her a break, even the best of us have faked multiple serious injuries and then blamed them on a Backstreet Boy to get a little attention. Especially when we already have a sex video and a TV show seen by millions of people. I did it twice.
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    YAGT: the girl I went crazy over

    That girl has no obligation whatsoever to respond to your prodding, dramatic, attention-whorish email . The thing that scares me the most is the fact that you don't see it that way. You have become, without a doubt, the most pathetic example of a human being I have ever seen. This has gone...
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    Batman trailer

    Liam Neeson plays Henri Ducard, Bruce Wayne's mentor and the person who helped train him to become Batman. I have high hopes for this movie. Hopefully it will capture the true spirit of Batman instead of becoming a cinematic abortion like the last two movies.