Recent content by Benthere

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    What is the US government planning? cellphones kill switch

    The government won't need to kill cell phones once they get control of Toxoplasma .
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    How to turn off brain?

    I do the same thing, I call it the walter mitty fantasy.
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    A bit o'levity

    Nancy pelosi, We'll have to butcher the chicken to find out what's in it.
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    Cat people need to read this

    Did you miss that I already included myself with that quote?
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    Woman killed kitten by COOKING it in a microwave for five minutes because it attacked

    My girlfriend's kid did that and now everything she cooks in it tastes like pussy.
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    Cat people need to read this

    "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." Some people on here should lurk more.
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    If you're afraid of heights, come on in!!

    http://twistedsifter.com/2013/12/workplace-safety-1926/
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    Cat people need to read this

    The article is a couple of years old. I've heard of the parasites that control ants but not ones that control rodents and can infect humans. http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/
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    44 year old fetus found inside a woman

    "She doesn't want to lose any ballast I guess. That woman might be permanently "out to lunch." She wants to keep it as a reminder of the last time she had sex.
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    [Satire] Problem at MS

    Stress will cause you to age more rapidly, and Bill is still worried about that guy he stole DOS from.
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    Is there someone on these forums that you despise?

    I don't like benthere and sometimes neither do I
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    I just spent an hour outside in the cold trying to rescue a kitten.

    It's very doubtful he will, a cat is somewhat like a bird if you put salt on a birds tail you can catch it, If you put the pussy on your face
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    Anyone have a split oven? (dual ovens in a single unit)

    I love cooking weiner in those split stoves.
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    WTF did I just listen to?

    I'm on metered bandwidth so I don't watch vid's. is this the american indian watching the smokestack on a powerplant?
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    If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

    "Speed by me and cut into my lane in the 40 zone when I'm going 50 to just to then turn at the next corner. Guess what, chum - you've won an all paid first class trip to... that's right, you guessed it! The Sun!" At least they won't have worry about getting to ER in time to save their child run...