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Your predictions for 2015?

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FelixDeCat said:
Your predictions for 2015?
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An epic battle is brewing in Indy.

A Right to life group is building a women's center right next to the planned parenthood building.

Already have the whackiest of the whacky out there everyday protesting at the planned parenthood driveway and now the 2 sides will be literally next to each other on a permanent basis.

A recipe for disaster.
 
-KOTOR 3 will be announced
-I will become prettier. ^^
-Episode 7 will come out and the consensus will be "Better than the new films, still not as good as the originals".
 
The majority of viewers of Star Wars episode 7 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Kung Fu Panda 3 will agree that it sucked. Despite animation that looks as though it was hastily put together, and no better plot or dialogue than the weekly television series, it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Mission Impossible 5 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of James Bond 24 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of the latest Friday the 13th sequel will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


Newcomers to The Hunger Games will agree that the sequel sucks. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name because, like Harry Potter, it has a large fan base who will completely ignore bad acting, bad special effects, and poor dialogue.


The majority of viewers of Terminator Genesis will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Amityville will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Jurassic World will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of The Avengers Age of Ultron will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Fast and Furious 7 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of The Transporter Legacy will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Resident Evil 6 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.

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Also, the movie companies will claim they're not making enough money because people are pirating movies. Movie fans will claim they're not going to theaters because Hollywood isn't creative enough and the theater experience is overpriced and less enjoyable due to a variety of factors.
 
DrPizza said:
The majority of viewers of Terminator Genesis will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.
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Look at that. http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2394257 Just a few hours after my post, it started. I'm like Nostra-pizza-damus or something. It'll be a year before anyone even gets to see it and already they're claiming it's terrible. And you know it's going to make money...
 
zinfamous said:
Who is Bronco Bama, what office, and why would he do that?
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I think he's thinking of "Bronco Billy". Clint Eastwood's best work. Old Bronco must be hanging up his spurs for the last time, grabbing that huge monkey and heading somewhere with relaxed bestiality laws.
 
Dogs marring cats.
The elderly eating the young. Zombie grandma.
Pollution will be the "in" thing.
The moon will turn to blood, then jello, and finally the face of Bill Cosby.
Two and a half Men will be murdered by child molesters.
Jesus will appear in the clouds in light of glory, and heard to say "Yes I'm queer, I'm here, get use to it".
KFC will start selling hamburgers, and Mcdonalds will start selling athletic shoes.
Someone will be brutally murdered, somewhere, and no one will care.
Mitchell Obama will have silicone injections to develop her butt identical to Nicki Minaj's.
Barach Obama will have silicone injections to develop his butt identical to Nicki Minaj's.
Every republicans in the US house of reps will have silicone injections to develop their butt identical to Nicki Minaj's.
John Boehner will be caught in a sex scandal wearing women's underwear.
And last but not least, the price of gas will drop so low that gas stations will start paying customers to fill up at the pump.

PS. One more.
ISIS will stop their brutal beheadings and instead opt for creative hair stylings.
They will open trendy hair styling shops world wide, and become known as the stylist of the rich and famous.
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I feel like I'm gonna get a whooole lot of cash money!

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