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Your predictions for 2015?

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Naer said:
I don't do hardcore stims anymore. In this moment i am euphoric, not by some phony god, but im enlightened by my intelligence
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I swear I've seen that posted somewhere else before, right down to the awful grammar and complete lack of any credibility.
 
brianmanahan said:
le reddit?
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Actually I saw it on kym, but yeah reddit was the original source.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric

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We won't be able to read a post in any thread without dodging popup ads for Diesel jeans, air conditioners, and frozen beef products.
 
I'm giving this thread a bump just to gloat that all of my prophecies have come true so far:

Arabs and Israelies still hating each other? Check.

Democrats and Republicans still hating each other? Check.

Apple and Samsung releasing new iPhones and Galaxy phones that are only marginally better than the old ones? Check!

Most "normal" people still having no idea how Bitcoin works? CHECK!

4 FOR 4, bitches! Beat that! 🙂
 
DrPizza said:
The majority of viewers of Star Wars episode 7 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Kung Fu Panda 3 will agree that it sucked. Despite animation that looks as though it was hastily put together, and no better plot or dialogue than the weekly television series, it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Mission Impossible 5 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of James Bond 24 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of the latest Friday the 13th sequel will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


Newcomers to The Hunger Games will agree that the sequel sucks. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name because, like Harry Potter, it has a large fan base who will completely ignore bad acting, bad special effects, and poor dialogue.


The majority of viewers of Terminator Genesis will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Amityville will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Jurassic World will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of The Avengers Age of Ultron will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Fast and Furious 7 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of The Transporter Legacy will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.


The majority of viewers of Resident Evil 6 will agree that it sucked. Despite bad acting, bad dialogue, etc., it will make money simply because of its name.

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Also, the movie companies will claim they're not making enough money because people are pirating movies. Movie fans will claim they're not going to theaters because Hollywood isn't creative enough and the theater experience is overpriced and less enjoyable due to a variety of factors.
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Damn... he got a LOT of these right. I think that most people actually liked the new Avengers movie, though.
 
ultimatebob said:
I'm giving this thread a bump just to gloat that all of my prophecies have come true so far:

Arabs and Israelies still hating each other? Check.

Democrats and Republicans still hating each other? Check.

Apple and Samsung releasing new iPhones and Galaxy phones that are only marginally better than the old ones? Check!

Most "normal" people still having no idea how Bitcoin works? CHECK!

4 FOR 4, bitches! Beat that! 🙂
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Bronco still has 60 days to resign. 'aint over till its over!

zinfamous said:
Is this why he hasn't visited in 3 months? 🙁
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Probably on sabbatical.
 
ultimatebob said:
I'm giving this thread a bump just to gloat that all of my prophecies have come true so far:

Arabs and Israelies still hating each other? Check.

Democrats and Republicans still hating each other? Check.

Apple and Samsung releasing new iPhones and Galaxy phones that are only marginally better than the old ones? Check!

Most "normal" people still having no idea how Bitcoin works? CHECK!

4 FOR 4, bitches! Beat that! 🙂
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It's almost as if Captain Obvious himself posted his prognostications for 2015. :sneaky:
 
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