Your Momma Joke thread............................

[Fearlss1]

Yo mama's so fat, she bleeds rockyroad.
Yo mama's so dumb, its takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quaterback was a refund.<-- MyFAV
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
still thinkign to be continued.

 

[tkim]

YO MOMMA SO HAIRY....LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT BUCKWHEAT IN A HEADLOCK!!






YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW.......................................I CAN'T BELIVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!!

 

[palad]

Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted &quot;Pigs in a blanket&quot; she got back in bed.
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

 

[tkim]

YO MOMMA SO FAT...............SHE USES A MATRESS FOR A TAMPON

 

[DannyLove]

yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles.

 

[DannyLove]

yo mama so fat, when she jumped up into the air she got stuck

 

[SaX0N]

Your momma?s so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

 

[MrAnderson]

Your momma's so fat, when she wears a white shirt people start driving up to see the movie!

 

[SSP]

Your mama's so fat, She's like the public transit. Every one gets a ride.

 

[Fearlss1]

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the movie theatre she sits by EVERYBODY...ROFLMAO> MAuahahahahha
I WIN

 

[UnixFreak]

Your Momma is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Your momma's so ugly, when she was born the Doctor slapped her parents!

 

[urameatball]

yo mamma so fat, he waist size is 'equator'
yo mamma so dumb, when she asked what brand of shirt I was wearing, I said 'Guess?', she said reebok!
yo mamma so ugly, *barf*
yo mamma so fat, when she puts on high heels, the heels magically disappear
yo mamma so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

 

[jumblies]

Your momma so poor when I came over and stepped on a cigarette butt, she yelled, &quot;who turn out da heater&quot;?

 

[Grendel99]

Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she is ready to blow.

Yo momma so small she hand glides on a Dorito!!

Yo mamma's bedroom is like a McDonalds, it has a sign over it that says &quot;Billions and Billions served&quot;

More to come....

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Your Momma's so ugly, she put the &quot;F&quot; in Fugly!!

 

[Delusion2001]

FYI.....most of these jokes are classics already...

 

[ZeRoSKiLL]

Your momma's so old she farts dust.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Your momma's so old, when god saidd let there be light, She flipped the switch.

 

[weirdone]

hmm.. what CAN'T we post in terms of jokes here? Or is it everything goes? (sexually disgusting stuff permitted?)

 

[weirdone]

Ok.. maybe I should read the rest of the forum first before posting.. hahaha..

Yer momma so loose, it's like throwing a hot dog down the hall...

 

[miniMUNCH]

Your mama so fat...I had to take the train and two buses to get on the b!tches good side!!

 

[ScarFaceJoe]

your momma so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw HER peanuts!!!

 

[deftron]

Yo Mama's so fat...when she wore a Malcom X t-shirt.. a helicopter tried to land on her.

 

[YJase]

Yo mamma's so fat, she has 3 smaller women orbiting around her.