Your Momma Joke thread............................

[novon]

Yo mama is so fat, her high school picture was shot buy a U2

 

[nullshark]

Yo momma's so old when she was born the Dead Sea was only sick!

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Your momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!

 

[jimmygates]

Yo mama is soo small, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo mama is soo ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo mama is soo smelly, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama is like a Burger King, "Your way right away."

Yo mama is like a Pilsbury Doughboy, everyone gets a poke.

Yo mama is soo fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama's teeth are soo yellow, when she yawn's traffic slows down.

Yo mama is soo dumb, she failed the urine test.



-Jimbo

 

[Tominator]

OH YEA! Well, your so ugly that when you was born, the Doctor slapped...that's right! Yo Momma!

 

[gooseman]

ROFLMAO---These are great. I've pee'd in my pants, now what!!

 

[shiznut123]

LMAO!!!! I love this thread. Keep em comin.

 

[UG]

Yo mama so fat you were DOA.

 

[geno]

Your mama is so damn poor - she eats cereal with a fork just to save on milk

 

[LordMaul]

Yo Mammas so fat that Wanted: Punch Line

 

[troglodytis]

puts brak voice on.....

well.....um...your momma is so...stupid, .................................you were born




HA HA HA HA HA
OH BOY! HA HA HA GOT YA THERE, GOOD BUDDY!

 

[highme]

Your mom is so hairy she was Chewbaca's stunt double

Your mom is so fat she needs curb finders

Your moms is so nasty she walks by toilets and they flush themselves

your moms is so nasty that she used Secret and it told on her

Your moms is so nasty that she stuck a Q-tip in her ear and pulled out a Slow-Poke

Your moms is so fat her BVDs spell Boulevard

Your mom and dad are so fat that when they were about to have sex, your mom checked out your dad's rolls, and your dad checked out your mom's rolls, and they both got hungry and went to Wendy's

Your mom is so fat that they needed to use all 4 sides of the milk carton when she was missing

Your mom's nose is so big that she needs a screen to keep babies from getting sucked in

Your momma is an extra on The Simpsons (taken from the song below)



Your Momma

Verse One: Booty Brown

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

Refrain:

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Three: Fat Lip

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Refrain:

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Four: Imani

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
- Tha Pharcyde

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Damn, a momma song!!!!

 

[lesch2k]

its not a yo momma joke but if someone ever says they had their way with your mother a god response is: "congatulations, you just had sex with a 50 year old woman"

 

[AngelSentFromUpAbove]

your momma's so fat, when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose

 

[heat23]

YO mamma teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down!!!!

I WIN

 

[heat23]

YO mamma so stupid, she tripped over a CORDLESS PHONE!!!!!!!!!

I WIN AGAIN

 

[Viperoni]

^ Bump for the thread that's so fat is falls the fastest! ^

 

[xraymongral]

Yo mommas house so dirty, the rats gotta ride dirt bikes