Your Momma Joke thread............................

[Ulfwald]

yo mama so fat, she wore an X files t shirt, and they tried to land a helicopter on her.

 

[Mday]

yo mama is soooooooooooo ugly, she makes me look good...

yo mama is soooooooooooooooo stupid, she makes colleen look smart..

 

[randadore]

yo mama so fat, her nickname is DAMN! :Q

by the way, these jokes are so funny the last time i heard all of them, i laughed so hard, i fell off my dinosaur!

j/k, keep 'em coming! my cheeks and stomach hurt!

 

[Croton]

yo momma's so fat she fell in love and got stuck.

 

[Croton]

yo momma's so fat she uses a parachute for a shower cap

 

[mztykal]

Yo momma so fat, I had to roll her in flour just to find her wet spot!

 

[focusyn]

your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

your momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

[mztykal]

Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car!

 

[Fandango]

Yo Momma so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes!

 

[VoodooExtreme]

Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your b!tch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, a b!tch like Yo mama belongs in a zoo.

Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.

 

[Ulfwald]

Yo mamma so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
Yo mamma so ugly, that she has to tie a porkchop around her neck just so the dogs will play with her
Yo mamma so cheap, someone called her a 2 bit ho, and she smacked them with a bag of quarters

 

[uCsDNerd]

Yo' Mama SoOoOoO dumb, she had YOU!! MuHaHAaHaAHaaAHAa! made it myself ( i think ) Funniest one by far.

 

[Mutilator]

Your momma's so fat that when she walks down the street she rings doorbells on BOTH sides of the road.

 

[UG]

Yo' mama is so fat each time she turns completely around it's her birthday again.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Your mama is so fat, she has to stand before she flushes the toilet.

 

[thraashman]

My personal favorite.

Your momma's so old and so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light" he told her she had to move her fat ass first.

 

[clash001]

Yo Mamma is so old, she farts dust!

 

[Dealtarget]

These are a few I have not heard very often.

Your mama's house is so small, you walk in the front door and trip over the back fence!

Your mama's house is so small, she stuck the key in the door and killed 3 people!

Your mama's house is so small, the "Welcome" mat says "Wel"!

 

[cdan]

Your mama's so old her social security number is 1.
Your so poor when I rang the doorbell the toilet flushed.
Your dad is so stupid when I told him to take out the trash he asked your mom for a date.

 

[UnixFreak]

Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

 

[Dead3ye]

Yo mamma is so fat, yo daddy can't figure out which crack to slide it in.

 

[Servnya]

Yo momma is so dirty, she went to sleep in a bed that had sheets with little white angels on them, woke up the next morning and they were little black muslims.

 

[Servnya]

Your momma is so dirty, she went to sleep on a bed that had sheets with little white angels on them, woke up the next morning and they were little black muslims.

 

[rANGER11]

rofl never seen so many y0 mama jokes, nice thread

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Your momma's so fat, even Richard Simmons made fun of her!