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Your FAVORITE moments from Seinfeld

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Newman driving down the street dragging the sewing machine under the mail truck kicking up sparks, then running over some paint thinner...

:music: Once twice, three times the... :music:

"Oh the humanity!!!!!"

:laugh:
 
When Kramer is trying to start the car in the parking garage. You can see them all laughing 😀.
 
George driving around Yankee stadium, dragging the World Series trophy behind his car, and shouting "Steinbrenner Sucks" in an attempt to get fired.
 
Originally posted by: loup garou
hmm...one of the clip episodes is on right now. I'll tell you in 30 minutes. 😉
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LOL, that just went off here. That's what got me thinking 😀
 
Originally posted by: loup garou
hmm...one of the clip episodes is on right now. I'll tell you in 30 minutes. 😉
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yup, it's on now.....



....i REFUSE to pick just one moment!!

Seinfeld > *
 
Setting: The Costanza house]

(George is giving himself a manicure over a tray. He's carefully primping his fingernails)

ESTELLE: I knew it. I knew it.. I always knew you always had beautiful hands. I used to tell people. Frank, didn't I use to talk about his hands?

FRANK: (Looking up from his paper) Who the hell did'ya ever mention his hands to?

ESTELLE: (Getting annoyed) I mentioned his hands to plenty of people!

FRANK: You never mentioned them to me!

GEORGE: (Snaps, then points to the coffee table) Hand me an Emory board.

(Estelle hands an Emory board to George. He takes it, then goes back to his manicure)

ESTELLE: I always talk about your hands - how they're so soft and milky white..

FRANK: No! You never said milky white!

ESTELLE: (Getting angry) I said milky white!

(A moment passes as George fights to keep his temper down around his parents)

GEORGE: (To Estelle) Scissor. (She gets the scissors from the coffee table and hands them to George with the point facing him) Don't hand them to me with the point facing out!

(Estelle, visibly nervous, reacts, flipping the scissors around)

ESTELLE: I'm sorry.

GEORGE: You're sorry?!

ESTELLE: (Apologizing) I'll try to be more careful.

GEORGE: (Stern, angered) I hope so. (Takes the scissors)

(Another moment passes as George primps his hands)

ESTELLE: Georgie.. (Nudges George's arm, disrupting his work with the scissors) Oh, Georgie, would you like some Jell-O?

FRANK: (To Estelle, referring to the Jell-O) Why'd you put the bananas in there?!

ESTELLE: (Yelling) George likes the bananas!

FRANK: (Trying to match her tone) So let him have bananas on the side!

(George stands up with the manicure tray. He's obviously had enough)

GEORGE: Alright! Please, please! I cannot have this constant bickering!.. Stress is very damaging to the epidermis! Now, I have an important photo session in the morning - my hands have got to be in tip-top shape, so please - keep the television down, and the conversation to a minimum.

ESTELLE: (Meek) But Georgie.. what about the Jell-O?

GEORGE: (Definite) I'll take it in my room. (Walks off)
 
"I DON"T LIKE THIS THING.........AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!!!!"


*throws toupe out window*

Elaine :heart:


:laugh:

:laugh:

:laugh:
 
"you a RAAAAABID anti-dentite!!!"

"next thing you know, you'll be saying they should have their own schools!"

"they do have their own schools!"

"ahhhh!!!!"

that one's close 😀
 
George screaming "Vandelay, say Vandelay!" and falling into the room with pants around ankles

also Kramer and "The air conditioner!"
 
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