Your FAVORITE moments from Seinfeld

[Lola]

"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

 

[JoPh]

when the show ended.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: JoPh
when the show ended.

Trivial fact: The show ended on the same conversation that it started.

 

[Jadow]

George getting a ride up the escalator pretending to be handicapped.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

 

[CellarDoor]

"I don't know what to believe! You're eating unions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on."

 

[MAW1082]

The Voice:

"Heeeellllllooooooo!!!!!!! La la la"

"As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken"

"Whew. You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I?d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would?ve said you?re crazy? Now let?s push this giant ball of oil out the window."

 

[aloser]

Originally posted by: DonVito
Seinfeld is one of the only TV shows where I really can't respect anyone who actively likes it. I don't really see how any adult with a brain and a sense of humor could appreciate that show.

I like my version more 😉

Count me in the "When it ended" crowd

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: CellarDoor
"Master of my domain" was priceless!

:laugh:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: aloser

Originally posted by: DonVito
Seinfeld is one of the only TV shows where I really can't respect anyone who actively likes it. I don't really see how any adult with a brain and a sense of humor could appreciate that show.

I like my version more 😉

Count me in the "When it ended" crowd

You really are ALOSER 😀

"You stole my Jesus fish!"

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: JoPh
when the show ended.

Trivial fact: The show ended on the same conversation that it started.

Yeah, after I saw the pilot and then saw the finale again, it made me appreciate the finale a little more. It still sucked, but I think that was a really appropriate way to end it.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

How about "it moved." 😀 What's great about Seinfeld is that all you need is those two words to know what I'm talking about.

Last time we were in Maui my wife got a massage. She made the mistake of not requesting a female masseuse (she's not a fan of having strange men rub her all over). She came back and told me that and my first response was "did it move?" 😀

Yeah it didn't make sense since she's a woman...

 

[sestrugen]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

How about "it moved." 😀 What's great about Seinfeld is that all you need is those two words to know what I'm talking about.

Last time we were in Maui my wife got a massage. She made the mistake of not requesting a female masseuse (she's not a fan of having strange men rub her all over). She came back and told me that and my first response was "did it move?" 😀

Yeah it didn't make sense since she's a woman...

Awesome

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: JoPh
when the show ended.

Trivial fact: The show ended on the same conversation that it started.

Yeah, after I saw the pilot and then saw the finale again, it made me appreciate the finale a little more. It still sucked, but I think that was a really appropriate way to end it.

Oh, missed that.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

How about "it moved." 😀 What's great about Seinfeld is that all you need is those two words to know what I'm talking about.

Last time we were in Maui my wife got a massage. She made the mistake of not requesting a female masseuse (she's not a fan of having strange men rub her all over). She came back and told me that and my first response was "did it move?" 😀

Yeah it didn't make sense since she's a woman...

Yup. You can say two words from Seinfeld and people just "get it"

- JuJu Fruit
- Junior Mint
- Jimmy Legs
- Latex Man
- ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
- Low talker
- High talker
- Man hands
- Big head
- Ass Man
- Stopped Short

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: shabby

Originally posted by: KK
"The sea was angry that day my friends! Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli! I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said 'Easy big fella!' And then, as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish." (George)
"Mammal" (Jerry)
"Whatever. So then, from out of nowhere a huge tidal-wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork and I found myself right on top of him. Face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction!" (George) [George holds up a golf ball.]
"What, is that a titlest? A hole in one, huh?" (Kramer)

Winnar!

I had to look that one up again. Good lord that was good.

Text

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

How about "it moved." 😀 What's great about Seinfeld is that all you need is those two words to know what I'm talking about.

Last time we were in Maui my wife got a massage. She made the mistake of not requesting a female masseuse (she's not a fan of having strange men rub her all over). She came back and told me that and my first response was "did it move?" 😀

Yeah it didn't make sense since she's a woman...

Yup. You can say two words from Seinfeld and people just "get it"

- JuJu Fruit
- Junior Mint
- Jimmy Legs
- Latex Man
- ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
- Low talker
- High talker
- Man hands
- Big head
- Ass Man
- Stopped Short

You missed one: Pig man

 

[RaistlinZ]

This is the #1 funniest scene to me from Seinfeld. It's from the episode "The Implants". George accompanies his girlfriend to her aunts wake, and hilarity ensues....


<George walks over to the snack table as Timmy watches him from across the room. He takes a chip from the bowl, dips it, takes a bite, and then dips again. Timmy hurriedly comes over.>

TIMMY: What are you doing?

GEORGE: What?

TIMMY: Did...did you just double-dip that chip?

GEORGE: Excuse me?

TIMMY: You double-dipped the chip!

GEORGE: "Double-dipped"? What are you talking about?

TIMMY: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. <points at the dip> And you dipped again.

GEORGE: So...?

TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!

GEORGE: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't dip that way. <takes a chip.>

TIMMY: Oh, you don't, huh?

GEORGE: No. <dips the chip> You dip the way you want to dip...<bites the chip> I'll dip the way I want to dip. <dips the chip again.>

TIMMY: Gimme the chip! <Grabs George and the chip goes flying.> Gimme the chip! <They struggle in front of the snack table.>

 

[49erinnc]

Choosing a single moment is nearly impossible. Seinfeld is probably the only show that I can watch twice, every evening and still laugh my ass off despite seeing the episodes more times than I can count. I honestly think I enjoy the show more now than I did when it first aired.

Few of my favorite single moments though:

*When Jerry/Elaine are arguing behind Jerry's couch and then it turns into a slapping/swatting fight until Kramer breaks it up and proclaims they're really in love with each other.

*The shot of Jerry, George and Elaine playing with the toys that belong to Jerry's girlfriend after they sedate her with turkey/wine.

*When Jerry's friend is saying "Seinfeld's van?...Seinfeld's van?" and George starts screaming "Son of Sam????!!!!!"

There will never be another show where all four main characters are equally funny in their own unique way and have that much chemistry with each other. But I'm glad they ended it before it started going downhill.

 

[eakers]

Poppy peed on my couch!

Its funny because my nephews called my Mom "Nanny" and my Dad "Poppy" after my dad saw that he insisted they all call him "Grandpa"!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

How about "it moved." 😀 What's great about Seinfeld is that all you need is those two words to know what I'm talking about.

Last time we were in Maui my wife got a massage. She made the mistake of not requesting a female masseuse (she's not a fan of having strange men rub her all over). She came back and told me that and my first response was "did it move?" 😀

Yeah it didn't make sense since she's a woman...

Yup. You can say two words from Seinfeld and people just "get it"

- JuJu Fruit
- Junior Mint
- Jimmy Legs
- Latex Man
- ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
- Low talker
- High talker
- Man hands
- Big head
- Ass Man
- Stopped Short

You missed one: Pig man

He missed a lot, lol. 😛

- Double dipper
- Close talker
- Re-gifter
- De-gifter
- Two Facer

Probably some more in there, but can't think of them.

 

[gypsyman]

"Mulva?"

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

How about "it moved." 😀 What's great about Seinfeld is that all you need is those two words to know what I'm talking about.

Last time we were in Maui my wife got a massage. She made the mistake of not requesting a female masseuse (she's not a fan of having strange men rub her all over). She came back and told me that and my first response was "did it move?" 😀

Yeah it didn't make sense since she's a woman...

Yup. You can say two words from Seinfeld and people just "get it"

- JuJu Fruit
- Junior Mint
- Jimmy Legs
- Latex Man
- ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
- Low talker
- High talker
- Man hands
- Big head
- Ass Man
- Stopped Short

You missed one: Pig man

He missed a lot, lol. 😛

- Double dipper
- Close talker
- Re-gifter
- De-gifter
- Two Facer

Probably some more in there, but can't think of them.

puffy shirt
anti dentite
sponge worthy

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
"he pulled IT out."
"it?"
"it."
"out"

LOL, how appropriate that a woman posts this one 😀

How about "it moved." 😀 What's great about Seinfeld is that all you need is those two words to know what I'm talking about.

Last time we were in Maui my wife got a massage. She made the mistake of not requesting a female masseuse (she's not a fan of having strange men rub her all over). She came back and told me that and my first response was "did it move?" 😀

Yeah it didn't make sense since she's a woman...

Yup. You can say two words from Seinfeld and people just "get it"

- JuJu Fruit
- Junior Mint
- Jimmy Legs
- Latex Man
- ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
- Low talker
- High talker
- Man hands
- Big head
- Ass Man
- Stopped Short

You missed one: Pig man

He missed a lot, lol. 😛

- Double dipper
- Close talker
- Re-gifter
- De-gifter
- Two Facer

Probably some more in there, but can't think of them.

moops

 

[mrrman]

Elaines epileptic dance