Your FAVORITE moments from Seinfeld

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

"No soup for you!!" is the first that comes to mind...

But I also liked this episode/part where Kramer adopts a highway and then decides to repaint the lanes by hanging out of his car door, while moving, with a paint roller!

 

[wheresmybacon]

Almost forgot....when Kramer has a grabage disposal installed in his shower so he can take a shower and prep veggies at the same time...lol

 

[sandorski]

"I was in the pool!"

"A George divided against itself, can not stand!"

 

[KK]

"The sea was angry that day my friends! Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli! I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said 'Easy big fella!' And then, as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish." (George)
"Mammal" (Jerry)
"Whatever. So then, from out of nowhere a huge tidal-wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork and I found myself right on top of him. Face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction!" (George) [George holds up a golf ball.]
"What, is that a titlest? A hole in one, huh?" (Kramer)

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
Almost forgot....when Kramer has a grabage disposal installed in his shower so he can take a shower and prep veggies at the same time...lol

hehe, the dinner he has afterwards and everyone finding out was hilarious too.

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Originally posted by: jagec
When it stopped running.

But that's just my opinion, the rest of you can go ahead and reminisce.

It would still be running if the cast wanted to, it didn't go off air for cancellation, far from it. That show got a proper send-off and it was known well in advance it was the last year.

Friends didn't get cancelled, Seinfeld didn't get cancelled...

Arrested Development got cancelled.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1

Originally posted by: jagec
When it stopped running.

But that's just my opinion, the rest of you can go ahead and reminisce.

It would still be running if the cast wanted to, it didn't go off air for cancellation, far from it. That show got a proper send-off and it was known well in advance it was the last year.

Friends didn't get cancelled, Seinfeld didn't get cancelled...

Arrested Development got cancelled.

That's probably the ONLY instance where you can mention Friends in the same sentance as Seinfeld.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1

Originally posted by: jagec
When it stopped running.

But that's just my opinion, the rest of you can go ahead and reminisce.

It would still be running if the cast wanted to, it didn't go off air for cancellation, far from it. That show got a proper send-off and it was known well in advance it was the last year.

Friends didn't get cancelled, Seinfeld didn't get cancelled...

Arrested Development got cancelled.

That's probably the ONLY instance where you can mention Friends in the same sentance as Seinfeld.

hehe

 

[flyfish]

"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash... Adjacent to refuse is refuse. You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"

 

[imported_LoKe]

When they canceled it.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: flyfish
"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash... Adjacent to refuse is refuse. You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"

ROFL @ "Adjacent to refuse... is refuse!"

I crack up at so many of those stupid little off-the-wall lines. :laugh:

 

[Dee67]

Elaine dancing

:laugh:

 

[FoBoT]

frogger
moving the frogger machine without turning off the power

 

[Furyline]

keith hernandez

there must have been a second spitter

 

[everman]

Soup Nazi
Man Hands
Sponge episode
Kramer driving the Ass Man car.
The chicken episode where Kramer ODs on the stuff.
You shaved it?!
The lip reader

hmmm....

 

[sestrugen]

"I think I can get a small section with my meat cutter" when Kramer is checking George's boss for skin cancer
"Im out" The contest
"Oh sure, anybody can take a reservation...it's keeping the reservation that's the trick." Rental car

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Seinfeld is one of the only TV shows where I really can't respect anyone who actively dislikes it. I don't really see how any adult with a brain and a sense of humor could fail to appreciate that show.

 

[shabby]

Originally posted by: KK
"The sea was angry that day my friends! Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli! I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said 'Easy big fella!' And then, as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish." (George)
"Mammal" (Jerry)
"Whatever. So then, from out of nowhere a huge tidal-wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork and I found myself right on top of him. Face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction!" (George) [George holds up a golf ball.]
"What, is that a titlest? A hole in one, huh?" (Kramer)

Winnar!

 

[mugs]

Festivus.

 

[yhelothar]

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: mugs
Festivus.

I was going to say that too.

"A Festivus for the rest of us."

"Festivus isn't over until George pins me in the Feats of Strength."

 

[Playmaker]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Is that a Titleist?"

QFT

That entire monologue.

 

[dotcom173]

hahaah, i love this show.....anyways

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!?" ~Elaine with her Australian/English Accent. not sure, but i think it might have been the ugly baby episode where jerry and elaine were going to be godparents, but didnt want to be cuz the baby was ugly. not necessarily my favorite scene, but by far the best quote for me.

anyways, this show is way to awesome to only have one good scene......and whoever said they couldnt respect an adult who didnt find any humor or genius in the show, i totally agree

 

[her209]

Also, "It was a setup. They were all Twix. TWIX!!!!!!"

 

[Gibsons]

When George finally gets the loaf of rye bread through the window using the fishing reel, turns around and....