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Originally posted by: dnetmhz

5. Bono .. just for making me put up with U2 songs all these years 😉
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Haha, classic.

As for the first guy wanting to kill Rosie. Um, it's not like she's Rush Limbagh, she's not really that outspoken. Her "views" mostly consist of liking Tom Cruise. And unless you watch her show, you wouldn't even know that. So can it.

<-- likes rosie 😉

 
1. Hilary B. Rosen - Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of the Recording Industry Association of America. (thanks to who I copied this from, it's quicker than looking it up)
2. Whoever heads up the MPAA.
3. The boyfriend of a girl I work with and really like. Quick way to make her available.
4.The woman on the AOL commercial who says "It's like having a verbal chat, electronically". That's just the most idiotic comment I've ever heard and want her to be shot.
5. <Insert Random Televangelist Here>
 
Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI
1. Bin Laden
2. Castro
3. Saddam Hussain
4. Bill Clinton & Al Gore (back to back, their heads are soft enough to get 'em both in one shot)
5. Yasser Arafat

EDIT: Hey, I just found one more in my pocket! It goes to the next liberal bastard that says 'Bush'. Not wise to wish death upon your own President, you f*ing scumbag. :disgust: :|
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I'd say Bush, but killing retards isn't very nice 🙂

My list...

1. Chretien
2. Asscroft
3. Britney Spears
4. Jackson (both jesse and michael)
5. Fallawell.

😀

I wish I had more bullets.
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Fifth bullet goes to the Maniac- one ignorant liberal down, millions to go. :disgust:
 
1) Bin Laden if he is dead then maddaS Hussein
2) Charlton Heston stupida$$ NRA cant stand him
3) Star Jones my a$$ she wears Payless shoes i dont think they make it in her size!!!
4) George "DUH" Bush
5) my ex best friends husband she was "the one"
 
I was thinking I should put Bill Mahr on the list, but since his shw has been cancelled, I no longer care about him...
 

I've tried to be original since almost everybody want's to kill Osama, Saddam, the Clintons, etc so here's my pick:

1st - Ariel Sharon (world's biggest terrorist)
2nd - Henry Kissinger (former world's biggest terrorist)
3rd - Ali Alatas (former Indonesian Foreign Minister)
4th - Suharto (former Indonesian President)
5th - Save it for a rainy day

 
Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI

Fifth bullet goes to the Maniac- one ignorant liberal down, millions to go. :disgust:
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Maybe I'll move Osama down the list a bit so he can kill a few thousand (or million) Republicans first.

P.S. This statement was about as intelligent as yours, and about as social. While Clinton was president people could spout all kinds of insults and you'd be cheering them on, now that the republican puppet is president suddenly nothing bad can be said?
 
(not in any particular order)

1. Carrot top - his commercials are friggin' annoying
2. Saddam Hussein - Peace in the middle east
3. Bin Laden - he deserves at least one per plane
4. My high school biology teacher - for making sarcastic comments about my grades in front of the entire class
5. My latest Ex-girlfriend

Since there is 6 bullets in a round, I'd take my chances on getting reprecussions with the sixth bullet and end my boss.
 
wow...i tried thinking this through and i really can't come up with any right now. I'm sure i could have had a list of 100 a year or two ago, but things have been going really well for the most part.

I guess that's a good thing....

-=bmacd=-
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I would be happy shooting just "the pretty one" from N'Sync, Backstreet Boys and O-Town. I'd still have 2 left over for Star Jones and ...
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That's sick! Isn't that necrophilia???

 
I think a lot of right wing conservatives need to be shot... along with a lof of hillbilly left wing people. But thats violence and everyone has their opinion i suppose.

Although the people who annoy me the most is:
Rosie O'Donell - Gee we dont need math, who needs to learn how to solve x = 2y and 2y = 2? Right... without math we'd be living in middle-age technology and you'd probably starve to death. Ignorant entertainers that think they're all political and smart really piss me off.

GW Bush - Yea you conservatives go rave. Lets cut taxes for the wealthiest of the wealthy (wow I got $400 whoppee, i can buy a geforce4 now) and then blow up the national budget by declaring a war. I'm GW Bush and I can do corporate fraud because I lobbied for it in the 90's (Harken stock anyone?) but since the average American is aware of it now, it should be illegal. GW appoints Harvey Pitt to SEC chairman when Pitt was the heavist lobbyist against Clinton's proposed audit of Enron accounting in 1998.

RIAA (I dunno, someone) - Lets jack up the price of new CD's to $20 while artists get about 5-15% of the revenue! While we're at it, let's make a collusion not to compete with one another. The economy is in a huge downturn, revenues are down a mere 5% and they have the nerve to blame it solely on filesharing.

Random greedy CEO - Business has lost its purpose. These people (i'm not saying all CEO's) dont care about the long term aspect of their company but for short term monetary gain. Whats more infuriating is that when their company is bankrupt, they dont lose a dime, but gain money from severances and start the cycle all over. You sit on my board of directors, I sit on yours, and we each give ourselves outrageous salaries. Independant accouting? Those are just their puppets. Not to mention bribing stock analysts to yell "AGGRESSIVE BUY" when the company is going down under. The stock is down 75% and the company is losing billions a year, and you still have the sense to yell "BUY" ?? Even a 5 year old kid would have the sense not to buy a broken toy.

5th one ... I have to get back to work.
 
😱 i'd contract out to some high paying executives who want certain people dead.........
i kill 5 people, i don't get in trouble and i get a sh!tload of cash! 😀

 
My List (which I reserve the right to change)

...
2. Saddam Hussein - first step to bring stability to the Middle East
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You don't know a d*mn thing about politics, do you?

Stability in the Middle East if Saddam's gone... I think quite the opposite will happen, and I'm sure most people with some knowledge of the situation will agree with me.

But to answer your question:

I've nobody in particular in mind, but (child) rapists come to mind. Unfortunately, 5 bullets aren't gonna cut it, but here's my list anyway:

1. Child rapist #1
2. Child rapist #2
3. Child rapist #3
4. Child rapist #4
5. Child rapist #5

Maybe if I line 'm up, I can shoot a couple with one bullet, but I'm gonna need a lot more to make any difference. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: aakoch
My List (which I reserve the right to change)

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2. Saddam Hussein - first step to bring stability to the Middle East
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You don't know a d*mn thing about politics, do you?

Stability in the Middle East if Saddam's gone... I think quite the opposite will happen, and I'm sure most people with some knowledge of the situation will agree with me.
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I am sorry that you can only think in the short term. He HAS to go in order to bring stability to the region. So does Arafat and so does Sharon. None of this will happen without immediate and probably violent repurcussions. Nevertheless, Saddam get's my bullet and that sets events in motion.

It's a one step backwards two steps forward thing, ya dig?

 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: aakoch
My List (which I reserve the right to change)

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2. Saddam Hussein - first step to bring stability to the Middle East
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You don't know a d*mn thing about politics, do you?

Stability in the Middle East if Saddam's gone... I think quite the opposite will happen, and I'm sure most people with some knowledge of the situation will agree with me.
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I am sorry that you can only think in the short term. He HAS to go in order to bring stability to the region. So does Arafat and so does Sharon. None of this will happen without immediate and probably violent repurcussions. Nevertheless, Saddam get's my bullet and that sets events in motion.

It's a one step backwards two steps forward thing, ya dig?
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He has to go, but not the way "George W." wants him to go -- with full force. God knows what this *sshole has been up to since 1998. Do you really want to risk sending in tens of thousands (because you're gonna need that many, and maybe more) of (American) soldiers only to find out he's got enough biological weapons stashed to kill every single one of them? Because one thing I know: he ain't gonna give up Iraq without pushing all the red buttons and destroying it before even one soldier makes it to Baghdad. And if there really exists a link between Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, I think he's has (or had?) the connections to acquire that stuff.

Instead, he should prolly leave it to the opposition to assassinate him with help from the Americans, if they ever get the chance. But when will they ever get the opportunity...?

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And yes, I agree with you on Sharon. He's the modern day Adolf Hitler (the irony in that!), but "George W." seems to like him... I wonder if money and the pro-Zionist lobby in America has anything to do with him putting up with that guy's cr*p?
 
Originally posted by: element®
I will say this, you are inching closer to making it into my top 5 list.
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yes, by making your stupid list. is it a serious list or comedic? cant have a mixture of both AND a stupid topic...
 
I would make all top recording company executives aware of the power I hold, and make a number of demands that would steer their businesses away from the outright evil they're pursuing now.

Wouldn't actually start to kill them unless they refused to comply with my demands.
 
1. Gore.... don't run again big man
2. Jesse Jackson.... no comment
3. Lead singer from creed.... cocky beeyotch
4. Andy Dick.... wow... annoying
5. Bud Selig... worst baseball commish ever.
 
Originally posted by: MindStorm
What would I do with my 5 bullets? I would probably shoot you 5 times for being an idiot.

(Mod: of course I wouldn't really do such a thing - I'm a peace-loving neo-hippie)
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ur too kind😛 i would tie Mwilding up spread eagled, hooked up to IV's, and shoot him in one nut, bandage him up and let him suffer for a week. then come back and shoot off his remaining gangrenous nut. then i'd shoot off half of his penis, stop the bleeding, let it wait a week, come back, shoot the rest off. then i'd eventually shoot him in the stomach when i can no longer stand the smell and leave him be🙂
 
Originally posted by: Nefrodite
ur too kind😛 i would tie Mwilding up spread eagled, hooked up to IV's, and shoot him in one nut, bandage him up and let him suffer for a week. then come back and shoot off his remaining gangrenous nut. then i'd shoot off half of his penis, stop the bleeding, let it wait a week, come back, shoot the rest off. then i'd eventually shoot him in the stomach when i can no longer stand the smell and leave him be🙂
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Wow - you have a lot of serious emotional issues to deal with.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Nefrodite
ur too kind😛 i would tie Mwilding up spread eagled, hooked up to IV's, and shoot him in one nut, bandage him up and let him suffer for a week. then come back and shoot off his remaining gangrenous nut. then i'd shoot off half of his penis, stop the bleeding, let it wait a week, come back, shoot the rest off. then i'd eventually shoot him in the stomach when i can no longer stand the smell and leave him be🙂
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Wow - you have a lot of serious emotional issues to deal with.
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says the person who started this thread😛

i wish my idea were original, but i just ripped it off from the movie se7en
 
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