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Stealth1024

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you forgot to line up the Clintons (and Al Gore, and probably the Dem. house and senate leaders) and just use one bullet because they aren't deserving of more...
 

Mamoose

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:disgust: 5 bullets would'nt make a dent in the line-up of the scum that rape and pillage the U.S.economy but I would start with the worst offending corporate CEOs and go on a quest for more ammo :disgust:
 

somethingwitty

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-osama
-saddam or arafat (flip a coin here; saddam is more of a threat to the US, but all he's done so far is bluster about the great satan)
-hillary rosen
-fritz hollings
-the next person who says that any israeli is a target due to future or past military experience.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: somethingwitty
--hillary rosen
Hillary Rosen? Are you one of those people who feel entitled to free music and software and think their previous unfettered access to free music justifies their whining that music costs too much (somehow negating the concept of the free market system)?

 

somethingwitty

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: somethingwitty
--hillary rosen
Hillary Rosen? Are you one of those people who feel entitled to free music and software and think their previous unfettered access to free music justifies their whining that music costs too much (somehow negating the concept of the free market system)?

My opinion is that music is overpriced, and you dont get nearly what you pay for. I would love an online subscription model, provided that i can do what I want with the file after I buy it. I am, however, aware that this opinion in NO WAY justifies downloading mp3s you don't own.

Ms. Rosen just happens to get on my nerves, not so much as "the enemy" of stealing, but just the way her comments come off when I read articles on the topic. I could go looking for specific quotes, but I'd rather just say that, while I can sympathize with what the RIAA is going through in needing to adapt to a changing model (and not doing it too well), their spokesperson has a really annoying way of making her point.

And my computer is legit as far as software goes ;)
 

GoodRevrnd

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Originally posted by: Millenium
I bet carnivore is going ape over this thread. A lot of people are putting down the president, vp, and the ag as people they want to shoot. I hope the secret service and the FBI don't come a knockin'.

Ahahahahahha.... you all = 0wn3ed



I'll definitely send one to Sharon and Arafat each though. :disgust:
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: somethingwitty
--hillary rosen
Hillary Rosen? Are you one of those people who feel entitled to free music and software and think their previous unfettered access to free music justifies their whining that music costs too much (somehow negating the concept of the free market system)?

Or maybe he feels that the RIAA does not have the right to hack into his computer, maybe even cause damage, just to check if he may or may not have illegal mp3s on it?

1. Bush
2. Osama (Cheney isn't even worth a bullet, he'll die from a heartattack if he hears the puppet died anyway)
3. A guy I really hate.
4 + 5. As many high placed Republicans I can hit.
 

Spac3d

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Mwilding & AmusedOne are lucky 3 and 4 to be added to my list. I will be watching you two.



;):D

Spac3d
 

Electrode

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Some political figures, and one you might not expect:

1. Bush - one less redneck for the world to put up with
2. Ashcroft - this guy scares me
3. Fritz Hollings - another nut
4. Saddam Hussein - the US isn't the only nuke-bearing country run by terrorists
5. The next person on ATOT who says 'repost' in any way, shape or form without a link to the original thread
 

jjones

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Oct 9, 2001
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3 bullets would go to the heads of three scumbags for well deserved payback and the other two would go to the heads of their eldest offspring if they have any.

edit: and if I could have more than 5 magic bullets, I'd take out their entire families.
 
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1. Bin Laden
2. Castro
3. Saddam Hussain
4. Bill Clinton & Al Gore (back to back, their heads are soft enough to get 'em both in one shot)
5. Yasser Arafat

EDIT: Hey, I just found one more in my pocket! It goes to the next liberal bastard that says 'Bush'. Not wise to wish death upon your own President, you f*ing scumbag. :disgust: :|
 

MikeMike

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Can i get the magic JFK assasination Bullets so i can have it move through seperate bodies while hitting all major internal organs?


Trafficant for just being a complete moronic idiot, (no he isnt in my district but yes i live in ohio)
Bin Laden
Some cool Secret Service man just to say i did
i'd use the fourth one to threaten britney spears so she must "do stuff" with me
and the 5th would be my JFK magic bullets and take out everyone i feel like
 

Martin

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Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI
1. Bin Laden
2. Castro
3. Saddam Hussain
4. Bill Clinton & Al Gore (back to back, their heads are soft enough to get 'em both in one shot)
5. Yasser Arafat

EDIT: Hey, I just found one more in my pocket! It goes to the next liberal bastard that says 'Bush'. Not wise to wish death upon your own President, you f*ing scumbag. :disgust: :|

I'd say Bush, but killing retards isn't very nice :)

My list...

1. Chretien
2. Asscroft
3. Britney Spears
4. Jackson (both jesse and michael)
5. Fallawell.

:D

I wish I had more bullets.
 

LordMaul

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Nov 16, 2000
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Some cool Secret Service man just to say i did

/me grabs your hand and holds it up above your head

WE HAVE THE WINNAH! #1 THREAD RETARD!
 

ultimatebob

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Wow. Choices, Choices. I think that I would choose the following, because they would do the most good:

1) Osama Bin Laden, assuming he's still alive. It not, any senior Al Quida leader will do.
2) Saddam Hussein. Why start a war, when only one person is the real problem in Iraq?
3) Yasser Arafat. With any luck, I could line up a shot where I'd hit a few Palestian suicide bombers that would be standing behind him.
4) I got to admit, Rosie O'Donnell is a tempting target for eliminating some political bias from the world. So is Bill O'Reilly, for that matter. Both of them are irritating loudmouths that are polluting the airwaves with lousy opinions. Out of all the political loudmouths I can think of, though, I think that "Reverend" Al Sharpton is the most dangerous, so I'd choose to wipe that power-hungry racist bastard off of the face of the earth.
5) I'm saving the last bullet for someone who might tick me off in the future. Perhaps it will keep some people from saying or doing something stupid, for fear of getting "whacked".
 

Linux23

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Apr 9, 2000
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damn.


this thread is full of HATRED. :(


but it sure is fun to see what's on people's minds.:)


but if you gotta ask


Billy Gates
Hillary Clinton
3,4,5 - i'll have to think about.
 

DaiShan

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3 bullets would go to the heads of three scumbags for well deserved payback and the other two would go to the heads of their eldest offspring if they have any.
Wow you got a lot of pent up anger.

Originally posted by: LordMaul
I definitely feel you

Please, take this to PMs.

:p
Oh yeah I KNEW I was forgetting something, LordMaul made it to spots 1-4 for that comment, and spot #5 as CasioTech so adeptly put it (except LordMaul, but he's a homosexual) I do so hope those are the armor piercing bullets ;)
 

brxndxn

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1. Hilary Clinton
2. Saddam of course
3. John Travolta
4. Tom Cruise
5. San Francisco (big bullet)
 

Linux23

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
1. Hilary Clinton
2. Saddam of course
3. John Travolta
4. Tom Cruise
5. San Francisco (big bullet)

why a whole city?:Q
 

brtspears2

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1. Roommate #1
2. Roommate #2
3. Bin laden
4. The guy that decided that driving in the bike lane is a great idea
5. Professor that gave me an F and accused me of writing a threating email to her. B!tch.