You have 5 bullets...

GasX

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You get to shoot five people with no repurcussions to you. You can make the world a better place. Settle a personal vendetta. Whatever.

Who do you take out and why?

My List (which I reserve the right to change)

1. Rosie O'Donnell - because her opinion doesn't matter
2. Saddam Hussein - first step to bring stability to the Middle East
3. Joe Carter - for that home run in the 1993 World Series
4. Starr Jones - telling the world you are sexy doesn't change the fact you are a fat pig
5. Al Gore - just to make sure he doesn't run again
 

QueHuong

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What would I do with my 5 bullets? I would probably shoot you 5 times for being an idiot.

(Mod: of course I wouldn't really do such a thing - I'm a peace-loving neo-hippie)
 

GasX

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wow - clever response. You think that one up all by yourself? Your parents must be very proud...

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Pastore

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1. A kid I was best friends with for 10 years burglarized my house with a friend of his. Lost over 5k in electronics (computers, tvs, dvd players...) Hed be the first to go.
2. Bin Laden... I dont really care if hes dead, but I cant think of 5 people i wanna kill...
3. oh i got one... that stupid old bitch that was driving 30 on a 55 mph one lane road with no passing zones! ahhhhh
4. my next door neighbor for smoking pot in his backyard, which in turn led my dad to smell it thinking I was doing it... assholes
5. thats all for now
 

GasX

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Maybe I'll spare Rosie O'Donnell and save a bullet for some asshat on the road... hmmmm
 

chansen

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Joe Carter? I thought most Philly fans were more homicidal towards Wild Thing for that 2-2 hanging slider than Carter, who merely hit the mistake.
 

Maleficus

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I would use the gun with the bullets to either bully/kill a lame gun shop owner and take a lot more bullets.
 

Pastore

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Originally posted by: Maleficus
I would use the gun with the bullets to either bully/kill a lame gun shop owner and take a lot more bullets.

but only 5 of your bullets come without repurcusions :)
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: Maleficus
I would use the gun with the bullets to either bully/kill a lame gun shop owner and take a lot more bullets.

Wishing for more wishes, huh?
 

Spac3d

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Bin Laden - I don't care for his attitude of Americans
Sadaam Hussein - He deserved this a long time ago

I would save 3 bullets for the next 3 people who make racist remarks at me - no one makes me more angry then when someone does that.

Spac3d
 

iamme

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Could you line people up, so one bullet could get rid of a few people at once?
 

BigJohnKC

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What's my caliber of bullet? Is it a .50 cal Desert Eagle bullet? Those are more fun..... Armor piercing? Yeah. :)

My top five:
1. Bin Laden - dead or not, it'd fun to shoot him
2. um...can't think of any others...I'll get back to ya ;)
 

Moonbeam

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Well lets see, maybe John Lennon, Jack and John Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi.
 

Draco

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I guess i'll humor this thread...

1. Saddam
2. Bin Laden (if he's not already dead)
3. Jesse Jackson... that cock eye'd son of a...

I'd guess I'd save two for a rainy day.
 

ATLien247

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I don't think I would kill anyone, unless they were threatening my family's lives or my own...
 

Amused

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I would find out if anyone else was, or is going to be offered this same deal... and take out who ever put me on their list before they could get me.

:D
 

DnetMHZ

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1-2. Bin Laden....twice
3-4. Sadam... twice
5. Bono .. just for making me put up with U2 songs all these years ;)
 

xospec1alk

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what has saddam done lately? and killing him brings no stability to the mid east

anywho...

i would shoot....everyone that talks down to me

damn...can i reload?
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: dnetmhz
5. Bono .. just for making me put up with U2 songs all these years ;)
Hmmmmm, I'll have to consider boy bands as a good place to put bullets...

 

AU Tiger

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Saw this post and immediately thought of a guy I used to work with. He used to say everyone should be able to shoot X number of people a year without any repercussions for doing stupid things.

Someone cut you off on the highway, bang.
See someone commiting a crime, bang.

His thinking was that if you knew you might be shot for doing something stupid the world would be a better place and that if you only had a limited number of bullets you would be very conservative with their use. Wouldn't want to use up all your bullets on the first day of the year.
 

AU Tiger

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: dnetmhz
5. Bono .. just for making me put up with U2 songs all these years ;)
Hmmmmm, I'll have to consider boy bands as a good place to put bullets...

But, you would use all five bullets on N'sync