You guys would just hate me

[purbeast0]

The sad part is that alk acts like the way he does and is 41. It's like his mental state stayed where it was when he was 16 when his uncle started touching him.

he obviously gets off by trolling AT forums, let him have his fun.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Butt chugging party? Byot dude.

 

[z1ggy]

he obviously gets off by trolling AT forums, let him have his fun.

That's what is so sad. Dude's 41 and has such a pathetic life he gets joy from trolling people over the internet. So much fail.

 

[purbeast0]

That's what is so sad. Dude's 41 and has such a pathetic life he gets joy from trolling people over the internet. So much fail.

yea but to each their own. these types of people are getting more and more common as the internet matures.

the shocking part is how the mods don't ban him.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That's what is so sad. Dude's 41 and has such a pathetic life he gets joy from trolling people over the internet. So much fail.

At 41 his peak years have long past him. 41 is a fine age to be a trolling addict. The pathetic ones start in their teens.

One of the greatest trolls to ever roll on the board. Must be butt fucking one of the mods to be still around.

I love lurker posts like these. :wub:

 

[alkemyst]

One of the greatest trolls to ever roll on the board. Must be butt fucking one of the mods to be still around.

The mods? No, your mom...oh hells yeah!

 

[jlee]

yea but to each their own. these types of people are getting more and more common as the internet matures.

the shocking part is how the mods don't ban him.

That did happen in the Garage.

 

[kmcrowl]

Lame as fuck....try again

 

[alkemyst]

yea but to each their own. these types of people are getting more and more common as the internet matures.

the shocking part is how the mods don't ban him.

When have I changed? It's just now my salary and cars are hard to make fun of when I talk about them.

 

[SagaLore]

Bicep 16 cold 17.5 flexed 1-2mm skinfold

You really need to work more on your chest and abs.

 

[alkemyst]

Lame as fuck....try again

She gives it all she's got bro

 

[kmcrowl]

Man I had faith in you to bring the troll...but nothing but fail. Why do you let me down?

 

[BUTCH1]

She gives it all she's got bro

Hey, hey wait a minute, that's from an old Great White song, "Once bitten"

"Half-way home in the parking lot
By the look in her eyes she was giving' what she got"

 

[Doppel]

When have I changed? It's just now my salary and cars are hard to make fun of when I talk about them.

On the contrary, they are infinitely easier to make fun of because you talk about them.

 

[alkemyst]

You really need to work more on your chest and abs.

not really...post your pics coward.

 

[alkemyst]

Man I had faith in you to bring the troll...but nothing but fail. Why do you let me down?

i blame your mother.

 

[highland145]

One of the greatest trolls to ever roll on the board. Must be butt fucking one of the mods to be still around.

SNAP...alky brings out a sweet lurker.

 

[SagaLore]

not really...post your pics coward.

Yes really, I'm commenting on a pic you posted in the other pic thread. Your impressive arms don't match the 60yo sagboobs beergut you have in the front.

 

[davmat787]

i blame your mother.

How many 'mom' comebacks are you going to use in this thread? I think you are up to 4 or 5, what are you 15?

 

[SagaLore]

How many 'mom' comebacks are you going to use in this thread? I think you are up to 4 or 5, what are you 15?

It's all he can get.

 

[BudAshes]

My penis and your moms five-hole were one of the events.

The mods? No, your mom...oh hells yeah!

She gives it all she's got bro

i blame your mother.

Either he's drunk or mentally retarded.

 

[Doppel]

Either he's drunk or mentally retarded.

Why must these be mutually exclusive? alk in his name isn't coincidental.

 

[alkemyst]

Yes really, I'm commenting on a pic you posted in the other pic thread. Your impressive arms don't match the 60yo sagboobs beergut you have in the front.

No shit, and I have only been back to the gym for a total of 8.5 weeks now and have dropped 25+ lbs. My chest is actually about 2"+ deep right now and solid...I am putting up I can't really do a 1RM since my left shoulder is still healing, but I am working out with 80-90lbs dumbbells for 8-12 reps x 5 sets. Today I was able to push out 15 reps at 80lbs. I am happy with that.

My abs are a product of bodyfat...there is no way around that. With a lean mass of about 170lbs I am at over 20% body fat still. I will be at 10-15% in the next 8 weeks.

I don't think anything is sagging though other than my nutsac.

 

[alkemyst]

Either he's drunk or mentally retarded.

Are you saying his mom has a thing for drunks and retards?

 

[alkemyst]

On the contrary, they are infinitely easier to make fun of because you talk about them.

Well even though I really liked my Saturn and it was only three years old (37k miles) when I got it for college in 1999, I could accept people making fun of a car that was only $10k. Same with my 1998 240SX even though when I got that one in 2002 they were going for $12-15k in even lesser condition than the one I bought with 70k on it.

My 2006 BMW M3 ZCP which had only 25000 miles on it is a different story. Many say it's the "Driver's car" of our entire generation. It's definitely one of the most iconic. Making fun of that is like bagging on someone buying an Aventor used saying they couldn't afford new.

My salary is currently in the upper 10% of the nation, closer to 5%. Now at 5% that's really not a lot compared to the next 4%, 3%, 2% and fuck me at 1%er's. I may get there though.

Hell you fucks even make fun of my charity donations which totalled a little over $10k for only animal ones last year. I gave about another $2k in checks, but most was handing out money at bins and buckets which I have to get out of the habit of doing so I can get some write offs out of it at least. I couldn't write even a dime off last year, it was too close to the standard deduction to make it worth while.

It'd be like saying Bill Gates is merely doing 'OK'.