You are alone on a island...

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
omg 2 people wanna have sex with a fish

and the other 44 don't?

 

[TestedAcorn]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Hmm let's see. Top half can: Give BJ, Give HJ, Kiss, has tits, breathe out of water. Bottom half: has a vagina, it's a fucking fish head, can't breathe out of water, has an asshole. I prefer top half by landslide.

The fish head can give a BJ too, and thanks to gills it doesn't ever have to come up for air!

I don't think that a fish can suck or blow.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: JohnCU
omg 2 people wanna have sex with a fish

and the other 44 don't?

well still, can you imagine a sexy pair of legs laying there then you look up and see a fish?

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: JohnCU
omg 2 people wanna have sex with a fish

and the other 44 don't?

well still, can you imagine a sexy pair of legs laying there then you look up and see a fish?

rowrr

if he can get it on with a full fish, then why not?

 

[l0cke]

brown bag

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: l0cke
brown bag

But what about the smell?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: l0cke
brown bag

But what about the smell?

Use a douche?

 

[imported_Imp]

May as well start dong the trees, birds and animals without the top half.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: l0cke
brown bag

But what about the smell?

Use a douche?

But do douchebags that large really exist? :Q

 

[TehMac]

How about the upper half being a teddy bear? *squeal*

 

[badkarma1399]

srsly u guys?

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: badkarma1399
srsly u guys?

Are you trying to lobby for a half-cat, half-fish? 😕

Would it try to eat itself?

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: Itchrelief

Originally posted by: badkarma1399
srsly u guys?

Are you trying to lobby for a half-cat, half-fish? 😕

Would it try to eat itself?

Queue pussy joke...

 

[l0cke]

Also, no one had made the futurama reference yet. I am disappointed in ATOT

 

[DVad3r]

Wow so many top half votes, I guess you date fat chicks with pretty faces huh? Me I'm a bottom half man, always an assman, leg man, paper bag over the head man.

 

[TallBill]

Well this thread has made it blatantly obvious that ATOT'ers have not spent significant time with females. You are all looking at this as a sexual opportunity, which is dangerous. Obviously you take the fish head, woman bottom so that you don't have to put up with her fucking constant blabbing. Fish heads don't talk.

 

[rh71]

boob man & pretty face ftw

 

[dbk]

you post the best threads

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: m0mentary

Originally posted by: fritolays
BJ/HJ

top half

/thread

best fritolays post ever

 

[BoomerD]

Both of them for a little "menage-a-trout?"

 

[I4AT]

You are alone on an island...

 

[weflyhigh]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: l0cke
brown bag

But what about the smell?

Use a douche?

But do douchebags that large really exist? :Q

Text

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: l0cke
brown bag

But what about the smell?

Use a douche?

But do douchebags that large really exist? :Q

Try New Jersey.

 

[irishScott]

Mermaid with the bottom of a dolphin, which has a vagina (of sorts). Don't know how it would feel, but possibly the best of both worlds.

If I had an option I'd just take Natalie Portman.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: l0cke
brown bag

But what about the smell?

Use a douche?

But do douchebags that large really exist? :Q

Try New Jersey.

Sorry, I try to stay away from that hellhole :laugh:

I'd only go to visit Princeton and White Castle.