You are alone on a island...

[Lash444]

Depends, is she on her back, or on her stomach.

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Well this thread has made it blatantly obvious that ATOT'ers have not spent significant time with females. You are all looking at this as a sexual opportunity, which is dangerous. Obviously you take the fish head, woman bottom so that you don't have to put up with her fucking constant blabbing. Fish heads don't talk.

Win. I logged in specifically to say this.

That, and for those who picked human top half...what happens when you inevitably get in a fight and she just swims away and leaves your ass all alone on the island with nothing? At least with human legs you'd have a chance at catching her if she made it to the water, lol.

 

[compuwiz1]

Let me check on something.

brb

K I'm back

You guys are all PWNED.

There is no such thing as a Mermaid. :shocked:

 

[shortylickens]

Top half.
I'd get bored nailing the bottom half. Top half could give head and then be nice to just sit around with.

 

[HumblePie]

I can I take them both, cut them in half and Mr. Potato the parts I want back together?

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Let me check on something.

brb

K I'm back

You guys are all PWNED.

There is no such thing as a Mermaid. :shocked:

I have proof you're wrong in my living room 🙂

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Let me check on something.

brb

K I'm back

You guys are all PWNED.

There is no such thing as a Mermaid. :shocked:

I have proof you're wrong in my living room 🙂

I'd suggest getting your significant other some summers eve.

 

[amdhunter]

I'd go for top half being human. I don't need both sides smelling like fish.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: m0mentary

Originally posted by: fritolays
BJ/HJ

top half

/thread

 

[darkxshade]

Hell top third is good enough for me

 

[joesmoke]

Desired option not present...

edit: this means I was looking for the "all fish" option, so CRXican, you can quite PMing me with love notes.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Hell top third is good enough for me

we need a good LMAO emoticon

 

[Bateluer]

I cannot converse with a fish.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Both of them for a little "menage-a-trout?"

I LOL'd

:beer:

 

[DangerAardvark]

The harder question is, would you finger her fishgina?

 

[SSSnail]

What if they're sisters? Both?

Where's my option for Both?

 

[moshquerade]

i'll take the 3rd choice.

 

[ViviTheMage]

top

I would just have to look for the bottom half...somewhere.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
top

I would just have to look for the bottom half...somewhere.

or use your imagination. 😉

 

[Muse]

Originally posted by: RichardE
Do you want a mermaid with the top half human? Or bottom half human?

NSFW example

If that's what you're thinking about your chances for survival are dismal.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: Muse

Originally posted by: RichardE
Do you want a mermaid with the top half human? Or bottom half human?

NSFW example

If that's what you're thinking about your chances for survival are dismal.

chances are pretty good if he selects the bottom half 😉

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
Whoever voted bottom half should be slapped.

With a wet trout.

 

[MustangSVT]

i wouldnt mind fucking a mermaid but... other way? ewwwwww

 

[Glayde]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXPzMXN3hAg

 

[weirdichi]

Heh.. might be NSFW because of lyrics. Someone posted this a while ago somewhere... might it be here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4b7o4CJDdw