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TestedAcorn

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Mar 14, 2007
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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
Hmm let's see. Top half can: Give BJ, Give HJ, Kiss, has tits, breathe out of water. Bottom half: has a vagina, it's a fucking fish head, can't breathe out of water, has an asshole. I prefer top half by landslide.

The fish head can give a BJ too, and thanks to gills it doesn't ever have to come up for air!

I don't think that a fish can suck or blow.
 

JohnCU

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Dec 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: JohnCU
omg 2 people wanna have sex with a fish

and the other 44 don't?

well still, can you imagine a sexy pair of legs laying there then you look up and see a fish?
 

l0cke

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Dec 12, 2005
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Also, no one had made the futurama reference yet. I am disappointed in ATOT
 

DVad3r

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Jan 3, 2005
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Wow so many top half votes, I guess you date fat chicks with pretty faces huh? Me I'm a bottom half man, always an assman, leg man, paper bag over the head man.
 

TallBill

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Well this thread has made it blatantly obvious that ATOT'ers have not spent significant time with females. You are all looking at this as a sexual opportunity, which is dangerous. Obviously you take the fish head, woman bottom so that you don't have to put up with her fucking constant blabbing. Fish heads don't talk.
 

irishScott

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Oct 10, 2006
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Mermaid with the bottom of a dolphin, which has a vagina (of sorts). Don't know how it would feel, but possibly the best of both worlds.

If I had an option I'd just take Natalie Portman.
 

Ika

Lifer
Mar 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: l0cke
brown bag

But what about the smell?
Use a douche?

But do douchebags that large really exist? :Q

Try New Jersey.

Sorry, I try to stay away from that hellhole :laugh:

I'd only go to visit Princeton and White Castle.