YO momma's so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
Your mom goes to college.

SSSSSSSSssssssss

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: richardycc
ok I've just thought of this one, might take you a second to get it.


your mama is so fat, when she dialed 911 to report an emergency, she got the 411 directory instead.





think fat finger dialing 😉

that is so incredibly awful

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: richardycc
ok I've just thought of this one, might take you a second to get it.


your mama is so fat, when she dialed 911 to report an emergency, she got the 411 directory instead.





think fat finger dialing 😉

Wouldn't it sound better using 555 instead?

 

[her209]

Your mama's legs are so hairy that when she gave birth to you, you got rug burned.

 

[OverVolt]

Yo moma so dumb she bought a P4 EE

 

[deftron]

YO momma is so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass

 

[stover21]

yo mama's so fat that restaurants have signs that say 'maximum occupancy 240 patrons....................................or yo mama.'

 

[flyboy84]

not exactly of the form, but:

"Tell your mama to stop changing color lipsticks, I'm startin' to get a rainbow around my d1ck!"

 

[clamum]

In soviet Russia, your fat's so momma!

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: deftron
Anyone got good ones >?



YO mama so poor she had to put something in layaway at the dollar store ...


YO momma is so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass

Dude liquid nitrogen boils as soon as it comes in to contact with anything room temperature Since Nitrogen will boil at (negative) -320 ºF. So Yo Momma cant be all that hot.

 

[glenn1]

Yo momma's so ugly, she carries her own 10 foot pole.

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: deftron
Yo mama so fat ... when McDonald's said "would you like to SUPERSIZE that",
she said "bitch, I don't want a small"

:thumbsup:

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: deftron

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
yo mama is such a slut she can suck start a harley

EDIT: VROOM 😀

WTF is a suck start ?

DOH!!

Ausm

 

[Clandestiny]

Your momma is so skinny she can hang glide on a Dorito.

 

[Lorn]

Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

 

[imported_Reck]

your mommas is so poor she diafed to save money on the cremation costs.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: Hi
your mom is so short and fat when she laid in a field to take a nap a farmer mistaked her for a potato


😛

That was the worst, and at the same time the funniest joke I have ever heard.

 

[simms]

Umm.. .technically liquid nitrogen has a boiling point of -195.81C, so her ass would be really cold...

 

[dragonballgtz]

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.

 

[Capone]

Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

 

[dragonballgtz]

Originally posted by: Capone
Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

LOL

 

[thirdlegstump]

Yo mama so FAT, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

 

[BurnItDwn]

Yo momma is such a fat ass that when people go past you they say,
... THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS!

(yea, I stole it from South Park)

 

[Clandestiny]

Originally posted by: simms
Umm.. .technically liquid nitrogen has a boiling point of -195.81C, so her ass would be really cold...

Thank you captain obvious. Punchline go whoosh!

 

[GoingUp]

i still dont understand the original rip. liquid nitrogen "boils" at like -70 C. you can boil it on damn near anything.

makes 0 sense