Originally posted by: richardycc
ok I've just thought of this one, might take you a second to get it.
your mama is so fat, when she dialed 911 to report an emergency, she got the 411 directory instead.
think fat finger dialing![]()
Originally posted by: richardycc
ok I've just thought of this one, might take you a second to get it.
your mama is so fat, when she dialed 911 to report an emergency, she got the 411 directory instead.
think fat finger dialing![]()
Originally posted by: deftron
Anyone got good ones >?
YO mama so poor she had to put something in layaway at the dollar store ...
YO momma is so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass
Originally posted by: deftron
Yo mama so fat ... when McDonald's said "would you like to SUPERSIZE that",
she said "bitch, I don't want a small"
Originally posted by: deftron
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
yo mama is such a slut she can suck start a harley
EDIT: VROOM![]()
WTF is a suck start ?
Originally posted by: Hi
your mom is so short and fat when she laid in a field to take a nap a farmer mistaked her for a potato
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Originally posted by: Capone
Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.
Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.
Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Originally posted by: simms
Umm.. .technically liquid nitrogen has a boiling point of -195.81C, so her ass would be really cold...
