YO momma's so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass

Page 5 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.

toekramp

Diamond Member
Jun 30, 2001
8,426
2
0
Originally posted by: richardycc
ok I've just thought of this one, might take you a second to get it.


your mama is so fat, when she dialed 911 to report an emergency, she got the 411 directory instead.





think fat finger dialing ;)


that is so incredibly awful
 

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
30,322
4
0
Originally posted by: richardycc
ok I've just thought of this one, might take you a second to get it.


your mama is so fat, when she dialed 911 to report an emergency, she got the 411 directory instead.





think fat finger dialing ;)


Wouldn't it sound better using 555 instead?
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
56,336
11
0
Your mama's legs are so hairy that when she gave birth to you, you got rug burned.
 

stover21

Senior member
Aug 18, 2004
241
0
0
yo mama's so fat that restaurants have signs that say 'maximum occupancy 240 patrons....................................or yo mama.'
 

flyboy84

Golden Member
Jul 21, 2004
1,731
0
76
not exactly of the form, but:

"Tell your mama to stop changing color lipsticks, I'm startin' to get a rainbow around my d1ck!"
 

Googer

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
12,576
6
81
Originally posted by: deftron
Anyone got good ones >?



YO mama so poor she had to put something in layaway at the dollar store ...


YO momma is so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass

Dude liquid nitrogen boils as soon as it comes in to contact with anything room temperature Since Nitrogen will boil at (negative) -320 ºF. So Yo Momma cant be all that hot.
 

Literati

Golden Member
Jan 13, 2005
1,864
0
0
Originally posted by: Hi
your mom is so short and fat when she laid in a field to take a nap a farmer mistaked her for a potato


:p


That was the worst, and at the same time the funniest joke I have ever heard.
 

simms

Diamond Member
Sep 21, 2001
8,211
0
0
Umm.. .technically liquid nitrogen has a boiling point of -195.81C, so her ass would be really cold...
 

dragonballgtz

Banned
Mar 9, 2001
2,334
0
0
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.
 

Capone

Senior member
Jan 28, 2004
371
0
0
Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
 

dragonballgtz

Banned
Mar 9, 2001
2,334
0
0
Originally posted by: Capone
Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

LOL
 

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
26,165
1,637
126
Yo momma is such a fat ass that when people go past you they say,
... THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS!

(yea, I stole it from South Park)
 

GoingUp

Lifer
Jul 31, 2002
16,720
1
71
i still dont understand the original rip. liquid nitrogen "boils" at like -70 C. you can boil it on damn near anything.

makes 0 sense