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YO momma's so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass

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yo mommas so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mommas like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows.

Yo mommas so bald, when she goes to sleep, her head keeps slipping off the pillow.

Yo mommas hair is so short, she curls it with rice.
 
yo mama so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

yo mama so FAT, she has to iron her dress on the driveway!

baaaaaammmmmmmm!!!!
 
Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
yo mama soo stupid, when the teacher told her to go home and do an essay
She went out and fvcked a mexican guy
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MIKE
 
Yo mama's so fat that skinny people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama's so fat that she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo mama's so fat she gotta put lipstick on with a paint roller
 
[7th grade]

your mommas teeth are so yellow that she spils butter

your mommas so fat when she wears a malcom X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her.

your mommas like a bus: people getting on and off her all day

your mommas like a shotgun, one cock and shell explode

your mommas like a hardware store, 2 cents a screw

[/7th grade]
 
Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
yo mama soo stupid, when the teacher told her to go home and do an essay
She went out and fvcked a mexican guy
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I think bullycanadian wins. That's just too good. :Q:laugh::beer:
 
:music:Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama got snakeskin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, n***a
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout n***a ya mama
N***a ya mama did a pop tune n***a
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and sh!t
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...:music:
 
Your mama is so stupid she threw a rcok to the ground and missed

your mama is so stupid she stared at the OJ carton for hours because it said Concentrated.

your mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

your mama is so fat she plays pools with planets (stolen from Major Payne)
 
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