YO momma's so hot, you could boil liquid nitrogen on her ass

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CTrain

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Originally posted by: deftron
YO mama so fat ... when she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her

Damm, that had me ROTFL.....haven't heard that one.
 

anxi80

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house is so filthy, the dust bunnies ride around on dune buggies.

family is so ugly that when i pointed at a booger on the wall at your house, your momma said it was the family portrait.

yo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.

your momma's p***y is so dry, the crabs have to carry canteens.
 

funboy6942

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Your Mama was so stupid she fell out of the tree when she was raking leaves.

Your dink is so small you can use a cherrio as a cock ring.

Whats the first thing your slutty mom does in the morning? She goes home!

Your mom is so fat she was forced by the courts to install a back up alarm after she killed 10 kids leaving the food court at the zoo.

Your mom is so fat when she went to the zoo the kids tried to ride her.

Your so fat one of the kids you were babysitting got lost in a fat fold and the cops havent found him yet.

Your mom is so fat that when you dad climes ontop to do a fold he passes out from lack of oxygen.

Your so fat you had to apply with the state for your own zip code.

Your so stupid and ugly that when you were born the doctor slaped you dad.

Your mom is such a slut that when she did the splits she stuck to the floor.

Your mom is such a slut that when the fire department had to come and get her pried off the floor the pry bar fell got sucked in.

Your mom is such a slut that when the hired the crane to pull he off the floor the pry bar, a midget, 4 dildos, your bestfriend, your girlfriend, and 4 class rings fell out.

Your mom is such a slut the rings were all hers from JR High School.

Your mom is such a slut I just did her.

Your so dumb that if brains were a source of fuel you wouldnt have enough to power the most efficiant motocycle around the edge of a dime.

 

CTrain

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Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
yo mama soo stupid, when the teacher told her to go home and do an essay
She went out and fvcked a mexican guy

OK, I'm slow...exlain that one to me.

 

CTrain

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Your mom is so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the keeper said "thanks for bringing her back".
 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: CTrain
Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
yo mama soo stupid, when the teacher told her to go home and do an essay
She went out and fvcked a mexican guy
OK, I'm slow...exlain that one to me.
ok.. actually, it was told me to different than how bully put it... the way i heard it was:

q. why did the mexican girl leave school early?
a. because the teacher told her to go home and do her essay.

anyways, the word essay in spanish means loosely 'a homeboy'. but its spelled "ese" (pronounced exactly like 'essay' here).
 

Bumrush99

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Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
yo mama soo stupid, when the teacher told her to go home and do an essay
She went out and fvcked a mexican guy

bahahahahahahahahaha.

bwahahahaha




bauahaahahahaha

MIKE

LMFAO!!!! !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

CTrain

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Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: CTrain
Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
yo mama soo stupid, when the teacher told her to go home and do an essay
She went out and fvcked a mexican guy
OK, I'm slow...exlain that one to me.
ok.. actually, it was told me to different than how bully put it... the way i heard it was:

q. why did the mexican girl leave school early?
a. because the teacher told her to go home and do her essay.

anyways, the word essay in spanish means loosely 'a homeboy'. but its spelled "ese" (pronounced exactly like 'essay' here).

Thanx, I figure essay had to do something in Spanish
 

loup garou

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Originally posted by: Gurck
:music:Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Ya mama got snakeskin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, n***a
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout n***a ya mama
N***a ya mama did a pop tune n***a
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and sh!t
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...:music:
Dammit, I was going to post that.

:thumbsup: Pharcyde :music:
 

Forsythe

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Originally posted by: djheater
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

^it's a science joke :)

Never reveal it, it was about to crack but then i red what you wrote, that's a nono!
 

Drakkon

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Originally posted by: MazerRackham
Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind
your mommas so stupid she tried to install 168pin sdram into a 184pin DDR slot.

LOL... er, I mean, NOT! ;)
dammit i caught myself laughing at that one too...

 

OREOSpeedwagon

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Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
yo mama soo stupid, when the teacher told her to go home and do an essay
She went out and fvcked a mexican guy

bahahahahahahahahaha.

bwahahahaha




bauahaahahahaha

MIKE

LMFAO!!!! !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hardly ever laugh out loud at jokes posted here but I did LOL at that one. :thumbsup: best so far for sure
 

Slvrtg277

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Yo momma is black as f*ck with red eyes, the b|tch looks like a beeper.

Yo momma's cooch came with a diving board.

Yo momma's like a lollipop, 10 cents a lick.

Yo momma is so dirty, that she went to sleep in a bed with sheets that had little white angels on them, woke up and they were little black muslims.

Yo momma's got hair on her chest growing all the way down to her d|ck.

I saw your momma yesterday wearing a thriller jacket.

Yo momma is like a squirrel, always has a nut in her mouth.

Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo momma only has 2 fingers and she's a representative for world peace.