YATT: pizza delivery guy gets no tip; pees on door

Uppsala9496

Diamond Member
Nov 2, 2001
5,272
19
81
Pizza guy is an idiot. All he has to do is go back to work, declare no tip received and he gets paid the difference from his delivery hourly rate to the minimum wage rate. Drivers never declare their full tips anyway on tip logs.
 

Red Storm

Lifer
Oct 2, 2005
14,233
234
106
I'm sorry but if you don't have enough money to tip and you're ordering delivery, you're fucking pathetic.
 

SandEagle

Lifer
Aug 4, 2007
16,813
13
0
I'm sorry but if you don't have enough money to tip and you're ordering delivery, you're fucking pathetic.

how about don't deliver and don't charge a delivery fee if you don't want to deliver pizza? it is a service provided.

i wonder if a judge is going to make him wear an idiot sign? "only idiots pee in public". :\
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
110,594
29,224
146
this is another reason the whole tipping thing needs to be abolished. it turns humans into animals. it turns us against our own brothers and sisters. once this makes it to the ballots, voting will be worthwhile again.

...maybe he was delivering it to Alkemyst.

what say you now?
 

SandEagle

Lifer
Aug 4, 2007
16,813
13
0
...maybe he was delivering it to Alkemyst.

what say you now?

nah, couldnt be. it wasn't being delivered to 'your mom's house'. :)

plus, he's a humanitarian and most likely wouldve tipped $200 and created a thread on it by now.
 

JEDIYoda

Lifer
Jul 13, 2005
33,981
3,318
126
Pizza guy is an idiot. All he has to do is go back to work, declare no tip received and he gets paid the difference from his delivery hourly rate to the minimum wage rate. Drivers never declare their full tips anyway on tip logs.
wow idiots abound...
 

Jimzz

Diamond Member
Oct 23, 2012
4,399
190
106
Seems like a case where to ass's meet.

If you can't tip then pick it up and if you don't get a tip don't pee on someone.
 

Jaskalas

Lifer
Jun 23, 2004
33,445
7,508
136

AMDZen

Lifer
Apr 15, 2004
12,639
0
76
nah, couldnt be. it wasn't being delivered to 'your mom's house'. :)

plus, he's a humanitarian and most likely wouldve tipped $200 and created a thread on it by now.

Probably tipped with a $5000 watch that he doesn't wear anymore because its a year old
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
68,145
10
81
Pizza guy is an idiot. All he has to do is go back to work, declare no tip received and he gets paid the difference from his delivery hourly rate to the minimum wage rate. Drivers never declare their full tips anyway on tip logs.

hmm not when i did delivery for pizza hut.

i got paid minimum wage. its not a "server" position so they have to pay at least that (i got $.25 more woo!) plus at pizza hut you got $.50 a delivery anyway.

but you are right.we never declared full tips heh.
 

momeNt

Diamond Member
Jan 26, 2011
9,297
352
126
So this is a tip thread, cheese thread, and alkemyst thread now. Really only missing guns and cops.
 

Uppsala9496

Diamond Member
Nov 2, 2001
5,272
19
81
hmm not when i did delivery for pizza hut.

i got paid minimum wage. its not a "server" position so they have to pay at least that (i got $.25 more woo!) plus at pizza hut you got $.50 a delivery anyway.

but you are right.we never declared full tips heh.

If the delivery fee plus tip don't equal minimum wage, the franchise is required to make up the difference. Then there is the issue of wear and tear on the car plus gas.
Big problem for pizza hut right now.
Lot's of wage and hour lawsuits/notices as a result of this issue. At work I'm dealing with this (work in the insurance industry and PH is a client).
 

amdhunter

Lifer
May 19, 2003
23,324
219
106
Who wants to bet that douchebag is voting for Obama right now to get some socialism money?
 

Sluggo

Lifer
Jun 12, 2000
15,488
5
81
So this is a tip thread, cheese thread, and alkemyst thread now. Really only missing guns and cops.

Guy should have chased the fucker down, run past him, then turned abruptly and shot him. By passing the urine sprayer and shooting from the front, I think he would lessen his chances of getting tased by a rouge cop.
 

Phoenix86

Lifer
May 21, 2003
14,643
9
81
I'm sorry but if you don't have enough money to tip and you're ordering delivery, you're fucking pathetic.
While I agree with you, there's this.

You pay a couple dollars more for the pizza vs. pickup, then there's a delivery charge, then there's a tip. From the consumer pov it's triple dipping.

I never order delivery anymore because of this.
 

SheHateMe

Diamond Member
Jul 21, 2012
7,251
20
81
So, I've been busy studying for midterms and such all week and I have been ordering delivery practically every night from the same sandwhich shop. I started off giving $2 tips but ordering delivery at $9 an order + tip starts to take a toll on my money stash so I started giving $1 instead. When I call, they already know where I am and know what I want. Soup, Sandwhich, and a Diet Coke..call me when you get here, don't knock...etc.

So, I give the kid last night a $1 and he looks at the reciept for a while before handing me my food. I'm standing there like "ummm?". I was actually holding onto the bag and he wouldn't let it go. Then he sighed, released the bag and left.

Welp, Midterms are over as of today. After I finish voting for Bronco Bama, I'm going to buy groceries. Hes lucky he got that fucking tip.
 

Remobz

Platinum Member
Jun 9, 2005
2,563
37
91
If a Pizza came up to $25 what percentage or how much would you tip the delivery guy?
 
Apr 17, 2003
37,622
0
76
I'm sorry but if you don't have enough money to tip and you're ordering delivery, you're fucking pathetic.

I'm sorry but if you are going to risk getting criminal charges filed against you and getting fired at the same time over $2-$3, you're fucking pathetic.